User:Tufto

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Spaghetti is the worlds greatest Food. It is even better with bolognese sauce

If you are a Teetotaler who chose a moxie sign and can't buy anything from the brewery, The I know how you feel

If your a Teetotaler who ascended under The Blender, then your just stupid. Not even I would do that.

SOCKMONKEYATTACK!!!

Tufto's Trophies:

100 Pound Load Platinum Skull Der Toastdieb

Easy Come Easy Go Gadget Inspector

Your Log Saw Something That Night Best Meal of My Life

Tufto's Greatest Familiars:

1.Fluffy, the 20-pound Grue (1,846 exp, 1,841 kills)

2.Bolognese, the 19-pound Baby Gravy Fairy (374 exp, 1,170 kills)

3.TheTuftinator, the 15-pound MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech (229 exp, 227 kills)

4.Were-Teddy, the 12-pound Evil Teddy Bear (165 exp, 77 kills)

5.Spaghetti, the 12-pound Origami Towel Crane (164 exp, 123 kills)

6.Small, the 3-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball (10 exp, 133 kills)

7.Jimbob, the 2-pound Mosquito (5 exp, 184 kills)

8.George, the 2-pound Cocoabo (4 exp, 404 kills)

9. Slipper, the 54638156383463754473838373-pound EVILKILLERSOCKMONKEYWHOWANTSTOSUCKOUTALLYOURBRAINSANDISNTINTHEGAME (1765353636363 exp, 1233214263846353636486464546454544464546464646664647664 kills)