User:Ventulus

Ventulus (#40492) joined the Kingdom on a whim in April of 2004, fell out of the trend on a slightly worse whim in October of 2004, and boarded the whim train again for a nonstop ride to Ascension in March of 2005. He's not entirely sure how his account stayed around, considering he never had a Mr. A and has no recollection of logging in to preserve his account. On June 10th, 2005, he Ascended from a Disco Bandit to an Accordion Thief, softcore and no path, because he's a whimp. Or a wimp. In the first hour of rollover on July 13th, 2005, he Ascended from that to a Softcore Teetotaler Pastamancer. He also made some lucky seller of photoprotoneutron torpedoes very rich.

Currently he leads the clan "La Coterie", which has a meager four members and is not very involved at all. Nor is he. He helps out where he can.

He's also on a quest to collect 40492 eye-pods, though he doubts the success of said quest.

And if anyone could recommend to him symphonic metal bands along the lines of Nightwish and Sonata Arctica, he would be much obliged.