User:Zorinth

Zorinth(#932621) and Hephast(#1289850) are my main and alt, respectively. Zorinth is currently trying to get through another normal run. It's cake compared to KittyCore. Hephast is going through her third normal ascension. She was originally supposed to be a smith bot for my clan, but the Feral Undead are not very big KoL players and the clan has effectively bombed. I've since moved Zorinth into a clan for Hobopolis - helped with parts of two runs, managed to get Oscus' Flypaper Pants for my contributions in the first one - and promoted Hephast to the FU leadership position. Hephast has also become an actual alt, instead of just a smithing bot. She did not take the weapon crafting skill as I had thought she would.

Zorinth is currently enjoying his Brimstone Beret, and plotting evil things to do to his Black Cat, which will sit in his terrarium until the end of time. He finished his 100% Black Cat Bad Moon run, which caused me to cheer and immediately ascend, skipping my extra half a dozen or so adventures and the opening of my Smoldering Box. This ascension will be used to send him into The Sea, which he has so far only died repeatedly in. After this I'm liable to do another Bad Moon run to help fill out my Brimstone set. He also just got out of Ronin so he now has all of his crap back, and wow did I forget how much of it there was. I'm getting Pulverise my next Seal Clubber run, that's for damned sure.

Hephast is basically a boredom alt, when I want to still play KoL but Zorinth's adventures are all used up and he's got nothing else to do. I still occasionally log on when I'm done with KoL to train her adventures away every once in awhile, but mostly she just sits at her current level. Since the Sea was a bitch as a muscle class - who had a higher moxie and therefor had to use ranged weapons - I ascended her into a Disco Bandit, and am currently leveling through it. She went with a muscle sign, and I've picked up her Spooky Gravy Faerie and her Stinky Gravy Faerie. Right now she's trying to finish off the Frat Boy/Hippy war to snag the 5 sidequest Frat Boy medal, since I wasn't thinking and didn't track her kills. She'll be going into The Sea, more than likely, and I'm probably going to take Ambidexterous Funkslinging when she ascends.