User talk:Morgalyn

Numerical List of Trophies

1. Little Boat: take 100 shore trips in a single Ascension.
2. Big Boat: take 1000 shore trips in a single Ascension.
3. I Heart Canadia: drink 30 white Canadians.
4. 100 Pound Load: have familiars with a total of 100 pounds.
5. 300 Pound Load: have familiars with a total of 300 pounds.
6. Silver Yeti: spend 10 turns protesting Yeti slaughter (with the Yeti Protest Sign). (No longer attainable)
7. Golden Yeti: spend 100 turns protesting Yeti slaughter (with the Yeti Protest Sign). (No longer attainable)
8. Palindrophy: have a Pagoda at your campsite.
9. Platinum Skull: eat 5 bowls of spaghetti with Skullheads.
10. Disgusting Cocktail: drink 5 tomato daiquiris.
11. The Ghuol Cup: eat 11 servings of ghuol guolash.
12. Der Toastdieb: win toast from another player in PvP.
13. Missing. Check notes.
14. Easy Come Easy Go: discard a pretty flower.
15. Bouquet of Hippies: eat 420 herb brownies.
16. Weeping Pizza: eat 5 white chocolate and tomato pizzas.
17. Black Hole Terrarium: have familiars with a total of 500 pounds.
18. Failure To Communicate: eat 50 Lucky Surprise Eggs.
19. Tiny Plastic Trophy: have all 32 Tiny Plastic Series 1 Figurines in your display case.
20. 99 Red Balloons: use 99 red balloons from the use multiple menu.
21. Gadget Inspector: collect ten clockwork keys from the Thugnderdome in a single Ascension.
22. Boss Boss: defeat Baron von Ratsworth, the Boss Bat, the Bonerdagon and the Knob Goblin King with the Mind-Control Device set to 11.
23. Jack of Several Trades: acquire all 5 skills from Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome permanently (Hardcore or Normal).
24. Gourdcore: get all gourd potions from the Gourd Tower during a single Hardcore ascension.
25. Let My Bugbears Go!: receive the One Day in the Life adventure.
26. Trivially Skilled: acquire the zero-level skill for each of the six classes permanently (Hardcore or Normal).
27. This Lousy Trophy: having been around when Ascension finally rolled out. (No longer attainable)
28. Three-Tiered Trophy: eat a three-tiered wedding cake.
29. Friend of Elves: Beat up 10 Reindeer (with the Unionize The Elves sign). (No longer attainable)
30. Reindeer Hunter: Beat up 100 Reindeer (with the Unionize The Elves sign). (No longer attainable)
31. Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy: find the trophy on the mantel above the fireplace in the strange leaflet.
32. Look, Ma! No Pants!: not having pants equipped when New Year 2006 came. (No longer attainable)
33. Undiscovered.
34. Gender Bender: undergo 30 sex changes in the Sleazy Back Alley.
35. Golden Meat Stack: visit the Trophy Hut with one million Meat while in Hardcore.
36. Undiscovered.
37. Little Chickadee: visit the Trophy Hut with 1000 or more drunkenness.

Categorical List of Trophies

This section attempts to categorize the trophies into groups based on how they are earned.

Familiars

These trophies are earned by having a certain total weight of familiars available to you. Buffs and equipment are ignored, as are any familiars with 0 kills. You need at least 25 familiars to earn the largest Familiar Trophy available.

• 100 Pound Load
• 300 Pound Load
• Black Hole Terrarium (500 pounds)

Consumption

These trophies are earned by sheer gluttony and wastefulness!

• I Heart Canadia 30 white canadians
• Platinum Skull - 5 spaghetti with skullheads
• Disgusting Cocktail - 5 tomato daiquiris
• The Ghuol Cup - 11 Ghuol guolashes
• Bouquet of Hippies - 420 herb brownies
• Weeping Pizza - 5 white chocolate and tomato pizzas
• Failure To Communicate - 50 lucky surprise eggs
• Three-Tiered Trophy - 1 three tiered wedding cake
• Easy Come Easy Go - 1 pretty flower
• 99 Red Balloons - 99 red balloons

Collection

Just like Pokemon, you've gotta collect them all. Or at least enough of them.

• Golden Meat Stack
• Tiny Plastic Trophy
• Gadget Inspector
• Gourdcore

Feats

I bet you can't do this arbitrary thing! If you do, you get a trophy!

• Little Boat
• Big Boat
• Palindrophy
• Der Toastdieb
• Boss Boss
• Gender Bender
• Let My Bugbears Go!
• Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy
• Little Chickadee (put in Consumption??)

Skillful

Acquiring skills permanently (hardcore or normal) will yield these trophies. You can get both in just 11 ascensions! What a deal!

• Trivially Skilled
• Jack of Several Trades

Unobtainium

For some reason or another the following trophies are difficult or impossible to earn. The holiday ones might possibly be earnable again, and in some cases the items necessary for some of the trophies might still be available if you can find one for sale or trade; however, they are all generally classified as unobtainium.

• Silver Yeti
• Golden Yeti
• This Lousy Trophy
• Friend of Elves
• Reindeer Hunter
• Look, Ma! No Pants!

Timing List of Trophies

This section attempts to categorize the trophies into groups based on how much time you have to achieve and purchase the trophy, primarily in terms of pre-Ascension.

During a Single Day

• Little Chickadee

During a Single Ascension

These trophies require feats and subsequent purchase within a single ascension:

• Palindrophy
• Easy Come Easy Go
• 100 Pound Load
• 300 Pound Load
• Black Hole Terrarium
• Boss Boss
• Der Toastdieb
• Gadget Inspector
• Little Boat
• Big Boat
• Brass Bowling Trophy Trophy

Before Freeing the King

These trophies must be earned in a single Ascension AND purchased from the Trophy Hut before freeing the King:

• Gourdcore
• Golden Meat Stack

Notes

• The filenames of the images for each trophy are usually humorous references of their own.
• Trophy #13 is probably missing because Jick doesn't like that number.
• If you attempt to access the list of trophy images you are redirected to a blank page with the words: "No Peeking."