Villainous Henchperson/Brandy and Snifter
Brandy and Snifter | |
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Monster ID | 2025 |
Locations | Super Villain's Lair |
Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
Attack | Player's Moxie+10 |
Defense | Player's Muscle+10 |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | arm, foot, head, loyalty |
Drops | None |
Manuel Entry | |
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If you were a fairly misogynistic jerk bent on world domination, you'd have two deadly assassins dressed in leotards in your anteroom, right? Well, this villain does.
Hit Message(s):
Snifter performs a somewhat erotic, somewhat creepy, totally inappropriate dance. You probably shouldn't be watching this you think as Brandy kicks you in the head. Ugh! Ow! Eek!
Brandy distracts you with a series of acrobatic flips while Snifter kicks your legs out from under you. Ouch. Oof! Eek! Ooh!
Brandy cartwheels across the room and wraps you up in a thigh-to-headlock. Then snifter backflips off a chandelier and lands on your head. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ooh! Oof!
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Brandy and Snifter link arms and dual-cartwheel... right on past you and in to the hot tub. Why is there a hot tub here? (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at Super Villain's Lair.
Notes
- Generated name, image, intro, and combat messages for Villainous Henchperson monster.
References
- Likely a reference to Bambi and Thumper from Diamonds Are Forever.