Vitachoconutriment capsule

vitachoconutriment capsule

This is a meal's worth of vitamins and nutrients in handy pill form, so it won't fill you up. Plus, it's flavored to taste like delicious, delicious chocolate!

The downside, of course, is there's no way to avoid the nougat ones.

Type: potion
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: vitachoconutriment capsules)

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Obtained From

Items

The Lost Pill Bottle (sometimes)

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

Crimbo 2007

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When Used

• You gain a random "effect":

You swallow the vitachoconutriment capsule. It tastes like chocolate, but the aftertaste is that of a hearty, brawny breakfast.

You acquire an effect: Fastbreaker (duration: 20 Adventures)

or

You swallow the vitachoconutriment capsule. It tastes like chocolate, but the aftertaste is that of an inscrutable, mystical lunch.

You acquire an effect: Afternoon Insight (duration: 20 Adventures)

or

You swallow the vitachoconutriment capsule. It tastes like chocolate, but the aftertaste is that of a fancy sit-down dinner.

You acquire an effect: Fancy Feasted (duration: 20 Adventures)

• And possibly some adventures as well:

• When the first (per day) is eaten you receive the following:

As the nutritive nanobots in the capsule surge through your bloodstream, you are reinvigorated.

You gain 5 Adventures.

• When the second (per day) is eaten you receive the following:

Your body is becoming acclimated to the nutritive nanobots, and they're not as effective.

You gain 3 Adventures.

• When the third (per day) is eaten you receive the following:

The nanobots in that one hardly did anything at all.

You gain 1 Adventure.

• When the fourth or further is eaten you receive the following:

You feel a slight tingle in your gullet, but apart from that, the nanobots pretty much don't do anything for you.

Notes

• As of December 18, 2007 this item was classed as a Potion, rather than a usable item.
• This uses a different counter than all other Chocolate Phenomenon items.

References

• The name of the item may have been inspired by the famous I Love Lucy episode (#30, "Lucy Does a TV Commercial") in which Lucy attempts to sell a nutritional supplement and health tonic named Vitameatavegamin, with hilarious results.
• "The downside, of course, is there's no way to avoid the nougat ones" is a reference to Terry Pratchett's Discworld book Thief of Time, in which multiple points are made about how disappointing nougat is.

See Also

• Chocolate Phenomenon

Collection

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• #10: KydrouKair (#1114137) - 213

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