Voiceless whisper

Voiceless whisper
Monster ID	2041
Locations	almost anywhere in the kingdom during Crimbo Season XV
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	150
Meat	None
Phylum	weird
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	lower lip, upper lip
Drops	silent A, silent B, silent C, silent D, silent E, silent F, silent G, silent H, silent I, silent J, silent K, silent L, silent M, silent N, silent O, silent P, silent Q, silent R, silent S, silent T, silent U, silent V, silent W, silent X, silent Y, silent Z
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a voiceless whisper

All of a sudden, you hear nothing behind you. You whirl around to face a ghostly pair of lips, whispering without whispering.

Hit Message(s):

The lips chap your <shoulder>. Oof! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Ooh!

The lips blow across your <shoulder>, sending shivers down it. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

The lips whisper something into your ear. You can't hear it, but it's still obviously really offensive. Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The lips blow you backwards and you sprain your ankle. Dangit. Now you're never going to dance again. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ow! Oof! Eek! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

The lips try to chap your <shoulder>, but you've got a tube of <shoulder> balm handy.

The lips blow on you, but you dodge the blow.

The lips silently whisper something into your ear, but you can't hear what it is.

The lips silently convict your <shoulder>, and then punish your guilty <shoulder>.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: silent A (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent B (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent C (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent D (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent E (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent F (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent G (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent H (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent I (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent J (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent K (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent L (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent M (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent N (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent O (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent P (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent Q (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent R (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent S (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent T (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent U (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent V (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent W (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent X (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent Y (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: silent Z (??% chance)*

You gain 19-24 <substat>.

Notes

• This is a wandering monster, part of Crimbo Season XV.
• The letter dropped is determined by the location that the wandering monster was encountered.
• This monster cannot be wished for.

References

• The critical hit message is a reference to the George Michael song, Careless Whisper.