Wa%playername/lowercase%

Wa%playername/lowercase%
Monster ID	2174
Locations	The Sorceress' Chamber (Path of the Plumber)
Hit Points	1000
Attack	300
Defense	300
Initiative	always
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, leg, torso, head
Drops	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette, red coin
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Wa%playername/lowercase%

You burst into the room at the top of the tower, and surprisingly (or perhaps not), you find yourself face-to-face with... yourself! Or rather, a fat-but-also-muscular version of yourself, dressed in yellow and purple. "Wa-ha-haaa!" they laugh. "You were expecting the Naughty Sorceress, but it's-a me! Wa<player name>! That's right! I kidnapped this kingdom's princess while they were distracted with that spiky idiot's goons, and I'm gonna make a fortune when I ransom her back! Screw making video games, I'm gonna be living the high life! ...What's that, you say? You think you're gonna stop me? Wa-ha-haaa! Bring it on, shrimp!"

Hit Message(s):

They pick you up and slam you to the ground with a vicious piledriver. Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Argh!

They jump into the air and stomp on you. With their butt. "Wah-ha-ha!" Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

They jump into the air and stomp on you. With their butt. "Wah-ha-ha!" (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Argh! Ow! Eek! Oof! Ooh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

They try to give you a piledriver, but you don't need any piles driven.

They try to butt-stomp you, but the clap of their ass-cheeks alerts you to the incoming attack.

They try to charge you, but you jump over them easily. I mean, that's like your whole thing, basically.

Fumble Message:

They try to butt-stomp you, but the clap of their ass-cheeks alerts you to the incoming attack. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

Wa%playername^[sic] takes a bite right out of the side of a huge bulb of garlic, and belches noisily in your face. You cough and sputter, waving your arms to clear the greenish fog as you shrink to half your previous size with a dismal wonk-wonk-wonk sound.

You acquire an effect: Half-Sized (duration: 1 Adventure)

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After Combat

"Wah!" Wa<playername>/lowercase%^[sic] complains as you deliver the final blow. "Well, whatever! Take the stupid princess, who cares? The treasure I looted out of this tower more than makes up for her ransom! Wah ha ha!" They heft a giant bulging burlap sack over their shoulder and shoot you a final sneer. "So long, loser! You may have the princess and an endlessly popular video game franchise, but you've never have a personality! Wah ha ha!" And with that, they leap out of the tower window and into a hot pink convertible waiting below, and speed off over the horizon.

You acquire an item: Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette

You acquire an item: red coin

If player level is at 13

You acquire an item: Instant Karma

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Occurs at The Sorceress' Chamber while in a Path of the Plumber run.

Notes

• Waplayer's effect purge is a first round special attack. They do not use a damaging attack on that turn.
• Waplayer's image is dependent on your gender: