War, Man. Like, Wow.
As you step toward the battlefield, decked out in war hippy regalia and ready for battle, a hippy taps you on the shoulder.
"Hey, man. Like, wow, man. You almost went out there without any gear, man.
Take this stuff, man. There's a lead pipe, that's for hitting frat boys with. Like, wow, man. War, man. War.
Oh, umm, and here are some water pipes that Jerry's boys rigged up with fuses, those are for blowing up frat boys with, and then here are some windchimes."
"What are those for?" you ask.
"The windtalkers back at HQ use them to communicate with soldiers on the battlefield, man. If you need a medic, or wanna call in a ferret strike, just bang on the chimes. But don't do it too often, man -- if you try to take more than your share, there won't be enough to go around, man!"
 | You acquire an item: oversized pipe |
 | You acquire 3 water pipe bombs |
 | You acquire an item: communications windchimes |
Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues), first adventure only.
References
- "Wow, man. War. Wow," is a quote from the South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
