Warbear gyro

warbear gyro

This is a piece of pita bread with unidentifiable shavings of smoked meat in it, as well as lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, and tsatziki sauce. It's the food of the gods -- or, in this case, the food of a bunch of armored polar bears from a technologically superior society.

Gyros are like sex, in that even when they're bad, they're good, and that I don't have as much of them as I'd like to.

Type: food (good)
Size: 3
Level required: 3
Selling Price: 1 Meat.

(In-game plural: warbear gyros)

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Obtained From

Items

warbear gyrocopter

When Consumed

You eat the warbear gyro. My god, it's full of delicious. They should have sent a poet.

You gain 7-9 Adventures.

You gain 10-20 Strongness. You gain 10-20 Wizardliness. You gain 10-20 Chutzpah.

(You gain 3 Fullness.)

Notes

• Eating 108 warbear gyros earns you the Gyro Hero trophy.

References

• "My god, it's full of stars" is a line from the novel 2001: A Space Odyssey. Although the line is not present in the film adaptation, it is heard in the film's sequel 2010.
• The line "... should have sent a poet" refers to a phrase spoken by Jodie Foster's character in the 1997 film Contact, adapted from the novel by Carl Sagan. Although the film is the origin of this exact phrase, the concept of sending a poet to describe the majesty of outer space has existed from the early years of space exploration.

Collection

• 🥇: Pumpkinheadme (#1052641) - 474
• 🥈: fractalnavel (#2422322) - 190
• 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 114
• #4: StaticMan (#2364974) - 109
• #5: Argwarg (#295951), Banditman5 (#1264807), ElPolloDiablo (#249366), JAD (#376880) - 108
• #9: Normanreedus (#2296508) - 104
• #10: jlchamberlain49 (#1772357) - 83

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