Warehouse clerk
| Warehouse clerk | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1742 |
| Locations | The Secret Council Warehouse |
| Hit Points | 210 |
| Attack | 220 |
| Defense | 240 |
| Initiative | 200 |
| Meat | 60-90 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Quest | warehouse inventory page |
| Manuel | warehouse clerk's glasses |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a warehouse clerkThis clerk's job is to check the serial numbers stenciled on the crates against an inventory manifest, to make sure that nothing has gone missing. Since nobody knows that this warehouse even exists, nothing has ever gone missing.
This clerk's job is very, very dull.
Hit Message(s):
She punches you in the <arm>, then asks you to sign a receipt. Oof! Ooh! Oof! Argh! Oof! Ow! Eek! Ugh!
She checks off a box on her clipboard, then hits you in the face with it. Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Eek! Eek! Eek! Ouch! Eek!
She kicks you in the <arm>. The power of the attack surprises you, but then she spends eight hours a day just walking. Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Oof! Oof! Argh! Ugh!
She stabs you in the neck with her pen, then clicks the button rapidly. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Oof! Argh! Eek! Eek!
She starts to punch you, then realizes she's out of the necessary forms to process that.
She kicks you in the <arm>, but she's wearing comfortable soft-soled shoes, so it's not much of an impact.
She starts to hit you with her clipboard, but hesitates because it's government property.
She asks you what your serial number is, then frowns and checks her clipboard. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 60−90 Meat |
 | You acquire an item: warehouse inventory page (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: warehouse clerk's glasses (15% chance)* |
Occurs at The Secret Council Warehouse.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
