Warehouse janitor
| Warehouse janitor | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1741 |
| Locations | The Secret Council Warehouse |
| Hit Points | 230 |
| Attack | 230 |
| Defense | 230 |
| Initiative | 150 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | janitor sponge |
| Manuel | janitor's mop |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a warehouse janitorThis warehouse requires several janitors on duty at all times, because the place is so large that by the time the whole floor has been mopped, it's time to start over again. And that's not even taking the dusting into account! Man!
I guess what I'm getting at here, is that it's a big warehouse, with lots of janitors, and this is one of them.
Hit Message(s):
He douses you with his mop bucket. You are now covered in filthwater. Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Ouch!
He hits you in the face with his mop. Splap! (That's the sound it makes. Splap.) Eek! Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ouch!
He pummels you with his folding yellow "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" sign. Oof! Ow! Argh! Ow! Eek! Oof! Ouch! Oof!
He gives your <bung> a thorough scrub with harsh industrial cleanser. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Eek! Argh! Ooh! Ow! Argh! Ugh! Ow!
He starts to throw his mop water at you, but realizes that would make a huge mess and he'd be the one who had to clean it up.
He starts to swing his mop at you, but decides your face is clean enough that nobody will notice if he slacks a bit.
He tries to hit you with a "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" sign, but it's too slippery.
He suddenly realizes that he doesn't actually care that you're in here, so why even fight? Then he remembers how boring his job is. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24−36 Meat |
 | You acquire an item: janitor sponge (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: janitor's mop (15% chance)* |
Occurs at The Secret Council Warehouse.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
