Warehouse worker
| Warehouse worker | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 867 |
| Locations | The Nemesis' Lair (Turtle Tamer) |
| Hit Points | 210 |
| Attack | 160 |
| Defense | 144 |
| No-Hit | 170 |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | crowbar |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a warehouse workerOne of Stella's warehouse workers approaches you, holding a crowbar in a threatening manner. "Sorry about this, <lady/bud>, but the boss says to kill you, and I'm on the clock, so..."
"No, I understand," you reply. "Congratulations on your upcoming paid time off for job-related injuries."
Hit Message(s):
He pokes you in the gut with his crowbar. Solar plexus? You hardly know us! Oof! Ouch! Argh!
He punches you square in the face. Serves you right for having such a square face. Argh! Ooh! Ow!
He stomps on your foot with a steel-toed boot. If only *your* toes were made of steel. Oof! Ow! Ow!
He hits you with his crowbar, which makes your head crabby. Ouch! Eek! Ow!
He kicks you with a steel-toed boot, then brings his crowbar down on your head while you're doubled over. Then he walks away, swinging the crowbar from side-to-side in an unconvincing simulation of walking. Argh! Ow! Oof!
He drops his crowbar. It clangs harmlessly off his steel-toed boot, but it takes him a second to pick it up again.
He tries to punch you, but you dodge. It's not a funny dodge, or a clever dodge, or even an artful dodge, but it does the trick.
He tries to kick you with his steel-toed boot, but it's too heavy for him to lift that high.
He tries to hit you with his crowbar, but you dodge. Now you're a free man, Gordon!
He realizes his crowbar is actually a giant, delicious candy cane, and takes a few bites out of it before attacking again. Yay, ambiguous art! (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: crowbar (20% chance)* |
| You gain 40 <substat>. |
References
- The 4th hit and miss messages refer to Gordon Freeman and the headcrabs of Half-Life game series.
