Weirdly Scrawny Knob Goblin King
| Weirdly Scrawny Knob Goblin King | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2317 |
| Locations | Throne Room |
| Hit Points | 50 |
| Attack | 53 |
| Defense | 47 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | goblin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | dense meat stack, dense meat stack, Crown of the Goblin King or Glass Balls of the Goblin King or Codpiece of the Goblin King |
| Quest | Cobb's Knob lab key (if not already found), replica Mr. Accessory |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Weirdly Scrawny Knob Goblin KingWhen wearing Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise:
The King of the Knob Goblins isn't nearly as intimidating as you expected him to be. In fact, you might even describe him as "pencil-necked." And is that some kind of weird moustache, or is he scowling because he's afraid of you?
Hit Message(s):
He tosses three glass balls at you, hitting you in three different painful locations. Luckily, the balls are less fragile than his body, so they don't shatter. Eek! Ouch! Ouch!
He hypnotizes you with his tiny codpiece, then smacks you with his sweaty little hand. Ow! Oof! Oof!
He smacks you square in the throat with his weirdly-thin sceptre. Ugh! Ooh! Eek!
He says if you do as he says, he will be your slave. You point out that he is too weak for you to even consider obeying him, and he pokes you in the eye. Ugh! Oof! Oof!
He throws his crown like a boomerang with one of his spindly little arms. It makes a satisfying ringing sound as it bounces off your head. Ooh! Argh! Eek!
He produces a glass ball, throws it in the air, and uses his sceptre like a bat to smack it toward you. It strikes you solidly in the <kidney>. Too bad he didn't strike out with his swing. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ooh! Oof!
He throws his crown at you, but it barely has any velocity because of his weak little arms. You catch it and wing it right back.
He says if you do as he says, he will be your slave. You point out that the opposite is actually true, and he's too intimidated by you to argue.
He swings his weirdly-thin sceptre at you, but you dodge, leaving the sceptre merely a spectre of a threat. Re.
He turns into an emaciated owl, but instead of attacking you, he delivers you some mail.
He juggles his three glass balls in front of you. Before he can throw them, though, his robe opens and reveals another knob goblin sticking his arm out of the robe's sleeve and doing the actual juggling. The king is too embarrassed to attack. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 2 dense meat stacks (100% chance)* |
- If you have any monster aggravation device turned off or set to anything except 3 or 7:
 | You acquire an item: Crown of the Goblin King (100% chance)* |
- If you have any monster aggravation device set to set to 3:
 | You acquire an item: Glass Balls of the Goblin King (100% chance)* |
- If you have any monster aggravation device set to 7:
 | You acquire an item: Codpiece of the Goblin King (100% chance)* |
- If you have not already found it before this fight:
 | You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob lab key (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: replica Mr. Accessory (100% chance)* |
Occurs at the Throne Room in a Legacy of Loathing run.
Notes
This monster is a boss and cannot be copied or insta-killed by normal means. Bosses are also immune to many other mechanics.
