What a Tosser!
While meandering through the Lumberjack camp, you stumble upon a group of lumberjacks, jills, and juans having some kind of competition. "What's this all about?" You ask.
"What?" a lumberjack says, eyeing you suspiciously.
"Sorry, I mean, what's this all aboot?"
"Ah, okay. We're having a little competition to settle a bet over who is the mightiest lumberjack in our camp. We're going to have a little axe-throwing competition. Whoever throws their axe the farthest wins. Want to try?"
You firmly grip your shaft - your axe-shaft, that is - and spin around a couple of times. You then let fly and toss your axe like a yeti tosses penguins. It flies at least twice as far as any of the lumberjack's axes. And three times as far as the lumberjack saxes.
"Por dios," one of the lumberjuans says. "That was the best axe-toss I've ever seen. You're definitely a championship tosser!"
 | You gain 100 Meat. |
| You gain 15 Strongness. |
Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.
References
- "You then let fly and toss your axe like a yeti tosses penguins" alludes to the Yeti Sports games series, one which involves a yeti tossing and smacking penguins.
- "Tosser" is primarily British slang for a disliked, incompetent person. First used in reference to "tossing" drinks back.
- This kind of sport was invented by the Franks, and was common during the reign of Charlemagne.
