Whiny survivor
| Whiny survivor | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1086 |
| Locations | Domed City of Grimacia |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie - 5 (cap 290) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle - 5 (cap 290) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | elven hardtack, elven squeeze, Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime, Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a whiny survivorSomehow, this elven soldier managed to survive the elfpocalypse without becoming any less of a total useless wuss. You've seen toddlers in hour ten of a twelve-hour car ride who didn't whine this much.
Hit Message(s):
He whines, "Aw, game over, man! Game over!" and smacks you with a joystick. Ouch! Ugh! Ooh!
He whines, "this is a bug hunt! A bug hunt, man!" and slaps you across the face. Ugh! Argh! Ow!
He whines, "we're on an express elevator to hell; going down!" and shoots wildly with his machine gun, hitting you by accident. Oof! Ooh! Argh!
He kicks you in the ass, then says, "maybe you're not keeping up on current events, but you just got your ass kicked, pal!" God, you hate this guy. Ooh! Ow! Ouch!
He finally gets his butt in gear, remembers his training, and beats the crap out of you. Then he turns back into a sniveling pansy. Ooh! Ugh!
He whines, "how do I transfer out of this chickenfeed outfit?" You wish you knew the answer.
He gives a long whiny speech about how he's never going to survive this. You sure hope he's right.
He whines, "aw, game over, man! And that was my last quarter and I'm out of continues anyway!"
He sits down and cries a little instead of attacking.
He sits in a corner rocking back and forth, whining, "Oh dear elven Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!" (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: elven squeeze (25% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: elven hardtack (25% chance)* |
Occurs at Domed City of Grimacia.
References
- Based on the character Hudson in Aliens, and most of the quotes come from his character in that movie.
