Whisk of Misery

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Whisk of Misery You're fighting a Whisk of Misery

This whisk erupts from the careful order of the woven handle into a mass of wire loops, ready to scramble the best of intentions into chaos. Or, on a less metaphysical level, ready to scramble your innards into oatmeal.

Hit Message(s):

It beats you like eggs, whips you like cream, and scrambles you like, er, some more eggs. Oof!

It gets all whisk-y on your <shins>. You wish it would have just poured some whiskey on you instead. Ugh!

It whisks you off your feet. You land on your head with a dull thud. Eek!

It whisks you in the <shins>. Man, that's some whisk-y business. Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It beats you like eggs, whips you like cream, and scrambles you like, er, some more eggs. Ow! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to get all whisk-y on you, but you dodge.

It tries to whisk you off your feet, but you stay grounded.

It tries to whisk you in the <shins>, but failure is always part of taking a whisk.

It tries to whip you, but you point out you're not a bowl full of cream.

Fumble Message:

One of its wire loops comes unsprung from the handle, and it has to stop and pull itself back together. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: Artist's Whisk of Misery (25% chance)*

Occurs at A Kitchen Drawer.