White zombie

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white zombie You're fighting a white zombie

This is the whitest zombie you've ever seen. Generally they come in shades of green and yellow, but this one makes an albino Swede look like a Jamaican. It stumbles toward you with a complete lack of rhythm, looking like a living dead girl.

Hit Message(s):

It cracks your skull open and gnaws on your brrraaaiins. Man, this thing is more inhuman than inhuman. Argh!

It shambles toward you and rips a gash in your neck with its rotting fingernails. Man, this thing has a cannibal core. Argh!

It smacks you upside the head with one rotting arm. What a soulcrusher! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to gnaw on your brrraaaiins, but its head and left arm fall off. Looks like it is the jigsaw man.

It shambles toward you, but you tell it you aren't done and want more life.

It starts to slash at you with its fingernails, but gets distracted and starts digging through a nearby ditch.


After Combat
You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
You acquire an item: cranberries (20% chance)*
You acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (10% chance)*
You acquire an item: piece of wedding cake (5% chance)*
You gain 8 <substat>.

Occurred at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.

References

  • The zombie name refers to the band White Zombie.
  • Living dead girl is the name of a song from one of Rob Zombie's album "Hellbilly Deluxe". Rob Zombie was the frontman/lead vocalist for White Zombie.
  • The line "What a soulcrusher!" is in reference to the White Zombie song "Soul Crusher" from their album "La Sexorcisto: Devil Music, Vol. 1"
  • The line "Looks like it is the jigsaw man" is a reference to the White Zombie song "More Human Than Human" featured on the album "Astro-Creep 2000: Songs of Love, Destruction and Other Synthetic Delusions of the Electric Head" whereupon Rob Zombie declares that he is indeed said jigsaw man.
  • The line "you aren't done and want more life" is also a reference to "More Human Than Human"; the original lyric is "I want more life, (expletive), I ain't done".
  • The zombie getting distracted and digging through a nearby ditch is a reference to Rob Zombie's song "Dragula", featured on aforementioned album "Hellbilly Deluxe". This song was also featured in "The Matrix" during the club scene in which Neo first met Trinity.