Wine-Pairing Trainbot
| Wine-Pairing Trainbot | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2261 |
| Locations | Crimbo Train (Dining Car) |
| Hit Points | Scales |
| Attack | Scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, housing, leg, tray |
| Drops | automatic wine thief, Mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine, Trainbot autoassembly module |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Wine-Pairing TrainbotA Trainbot with a vast knowledge of which sweet wines go with which sweet entrees, and a vast reservoir of rage about the pointlessness of that knowledge.
Hit Message(s):
It opens a spigot on one of its robot limbs and hoses down your <forehead> with nasty wine. Argh! Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)
It briefly consults a wine list, then uses that same wine list to give you a serious papercut on your <forehead>. Ugh! Ouch! Ugh!
It pairs a bottle of wine with your <forehead> by smacking the latter with the former. Eek! Eek! Ouch!
It pairs a bottle of wine with your <forehead> by smacking the latter with the former. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ow! Ugh!
It opens a spigot on the bottom of its housing and drains a bunch of excess wine onto the floor.
It moves to attack you, but glitches out and decides to show you the wine list, instead.
It suggests a wine to hit yourself in the <forehead> with, but you decline.
It suggests a wine to hit yourself in the <forehead> with, but you decline. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Trainbot autoassembly module (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: automatic wine thief (% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo Train (Dining Car).
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
