Witch One You Want?
You've finally made it to the witch's house, and it turns out to be... well, it's sort of half house half coffee shop? There's normal furniture and stuff, but there's also a counter that says BREWS staffed by a teenage girl with a lot of facial piercings. She gestures to a menu.
TO-GO BREW: free
SPECIAL BREW: mktYou ask her what the market rate for the special brew is today, and after consulting a notebook behind the counter she says "one plump purple mushroom."
(if you have a plump purple mushroom) Luckily for you, you happen to have one of those!
Get a brew |
You order a brew, and when it arrives it turns out to be an ordinary cup of coffee. Actually, scratch that. After drinking it, you're vibrating way too much for it to have been an ordinary cup of coffee. You're shaking so much it takes you an hour to find the door to leave. Your G. E. M. beeps.
![]() | You acquire an effect: Brewed up (duration: 50 Adventures) |
Get a special brew | [ mushroom ] |
You trade your mushroom for a special brew, which turns out to be a coffee cup filled with very strong poison. You pass out for an hour, and when you wake up the witch's house / coffee shop is closed. Your G. E. M. beeps.
![]() | You acquire an effect: Poison For Blood (duration: 10 Adventures) |
Get a to-go brew |
You order a to-go brew, which the girl silently grabs from a minifridge under the counter and hands to you. Then, for some reason, it takes you an hour to figure out how to get the door open to leave. Your G. E. M. beeps as you finally manage to successfuly operate the doorknob.
![]() | You acquire an item: to-go brew |
Look under the witch's mattress |
The girl behind the counter totally ignores you as you ransack the witch's house part of the building, stealing all of the witch's wealth. It takes about an hour, all told. Your G. E. M. beeps.
![]() | You acquire 40−60 Rubees™ |
Leave for now |
You'll make up your mind about what to do here later.
Occurs at Near the Witch's House.