Woeful Magnolia
| Woeful Magnolia | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1126 |
| Locations | The Clumsiness Grove |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | plant |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | leaf, branch, trunk, root |
| Drops | clumsiness bark, clumsiness bark, magnolia blossom |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Woeful MagnoliaHere's a tale of the Foonbit of Diggeriboo,
And the stove he turned on to make Frindlebom Stew.
Now the gas was turned on, but the stove wasn't lit,
And that wasn't good! No, not one little bit!
For the Foonbit had pulled out a match, and he struck it!
His mortal remains could have fit in a bucket.
Hit Message(s):
The magnolia hits with a branch and a twig,
The wound hurts a lot, though it's not very big.
A frog falls from the sky and hits you on your pate
You should all watch Magnolia. It's pretty great.
The magnolia which is the soul of the Foonbit
Hits you hard. You're amazed at how hard did that goon hit!
The magnolia hits with a branch sweet and fragrant,
Bum-rushing you, kicking your butt like a vagrant.
The Vorkers who Vork in the Vasty Voovusvid
Have never hit anything hard as you just did!
The magnolia hits with a magnolia flower,
It's a decent attempt, but it's lacking in power.
The magnolia slashes with branches and twigs,
But you manage to zag every time that it zigs.
A freak rain of frogs falls down out of the sky
So you hide under logs so you don't, y'know, die.
You take a sniff from a magnolia blossom,
It hurts not at all! In fact, it's quite awesome!
You steel yourself for yet another attack
But instead the tree sits motionless, talking smack. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: clumsiness bark (80% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: clumsiness bark (2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: magnolia blossom (15% chance)* |
Notes
- Hit messages at this time are not normally shown while in The Suburbs of Dis due to the poetry scheme overriding them. Messages acquired via copying monster.
Occurs at The Clumsiness Grove.
