Word Bucket/CCBHeroFinallyDoesWhat
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This generates part of the message from using confiscated comic book.
Current List
- biting him on the arm
- bludgeoning him with his own hardcover first edition of Atlas Shrugged
- breaking the fourth wall
- challenging him to single combat, and cheating
- challenging him to single combat, and winning
- chewing his head off
- crawling through a ventilation duct
- crying pathetically
- defeating all his henchmen one at a time
- destroying everything that he loves
- discovering a brand-new superpower
- discovering the power of friendship
- finding somewhere to hide and phoning 911
- forging a temporary truce with Mysterious Pig
- freeing his terrible mutant warrior
- giving him a knuckle sandwich
- hitting him on the head with a big mallet, causing amnesia
- holding his sidekick, Mysterious Pig hostage
- holding his wife hostage
- jumping into a plot hole
- making ear-splitting shrieking noises
- making friends with his sidekick, Mysterious Pig
- making out with his sidekick, Mysterious Pig
- making witty one-liners
- making witty one-liners
- opening the doors to his chicken zoo
- poisoning his coffee
- pulling out his spine and beating him with the pelvis end
- punching him to death
- putting ground glass in his breakfast smoothie
- repeating everything he says in an annoying voice
- reporting him for OSHA violations
- running away really fast
- secretly spitting in his lunch
- seducing him
- shifting into a higher dimension
- stabbing him in the <body part>
- trapping him in the Brown Zone
- tricking him into monologuing for hours
- unionizing his henchmen and organizing a strike
