You're Gonna Carry That Weight
"You there, soldier! What are you doing out of uniform?"
The curiously high voice of a Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman stops you dead in your tracks. You play along so you don't actually get stopped dead on the floor and in several pieces.
"Sir, sorry sir! What are your orders, sir?"
"We've got a bottleneck in front of the Harem Girls' dressing room," the Guardsman explains. "Looks like too many girls needed to take a powder at the same time. They're stacked up like cordwood back there."
"You need me to help you move 'em, sir?" You say.
"Ha! Have you seen some of those girls? You join the other six privates over there and see if you can get 'em moving again."
You spend the next two hours huffing and puffing and hauling unconscious Harem Girls across the harem. It's quite a workout.
| You gain 7 Muscleboundness. |
Occurred at Harem.
Notes
- This happens even if you're wearing the Elite Guardsman uniform.
References
- The title of this adventure is similar to the first line of the Beatles' "Carry That Weight" (Well, minus the "Boy, ...".) from the album Abbey Road.
- The curiously high voice could be a joke about how the guard is a eunuch, which is likely in a harem. However, as other Knob Goblin Elite Guards in other areas also have a curiously high voice, it could be a reference to adolescent steroid abuse.
- "You're gonna carry that weight" could be a reference to the last line in the anime Cowboy Bebop.
