You Schmooze, You Lose

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You Schmooze, You Lose

The exit from this room is defended by a pretty typical moat. Typical, that is, except for the fact that instead of water it's filled with hair oil, and instead of crocodiles swimming in it, there's used car salesmen. They grin toothily when they see you.

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Hop the Moat

• Without sleaze Resistance:

You attempt to jump the moat, but are dragged down into the horrible depths of pomade and limited-time offers.

You lose some hit points. (sleaze damage)

You move deeper into the dungeon.

• With sleaze Resistance:

Thanks to your magical protection against sleaze, you easily hop over the moat while the salesmen wail and gnash their teeth at you.

You move deeper into the dungeon.

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Occurs at The Daily Dungeon.

Notes

• The damage you receive without sleaze protection (X) is equal to a random value between half and two-thirds of your max hp.

References

• "Wail and gnash their teeth" is a reference to a Biblical line that appears most frequently in the Gospel According to Saint Matthew: "There shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."