You vs. The Volcano
You trudge to the top of a particularly tall mound of garbage in The Heap, and find a curious thing -- at the top of the peak, there's a deep hole in the mountain of trash, too deep for you to see the bottom of. Perched precariously on the edge of the hole are a big crate labeled "baking soda" and a big barrel marked "vinegar."
A smile crosses your face as a cunning plan forms in your mind.
| Kick the stuff into the hole |
You kick the crate and barrel (ha!) into the hole and run back down the slope, fingers in your ears.
A deep rumbling begins underground, and all at once a geyser of ancient, liquefied garbage comes blasting out of the caldera of your impromptu trashcano.
Rivulets of filth pour down into the nooks and crannies of The Heap, burying several hobos and stirring up an even worse stink than The Heap usually has.
| On second thought, that's probably a horrible idea |
You decide not to make any of that particular brand of mischief, and you wander off to a different part of The Heap.
Occurs at The Heap.
Notes
- Kills 4-6 Stench hobos.
- Increases the stench level of The Heap by one.
- This adventure will not occur if there are fewer than about five hobos remaining in the zone.
References
- The title of this is a reference to Tom Hanks' film Joe Versus the Volcano.
- The text of "Kick the stuff into the hole" is a reference to a store called Crate and Barrel.
