Zombie N00b

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Zombie N00b You're fighting a Zombie N00b

This is a l4mz0r n00b who has been turned into a zombie. Or maybe a z0mb!3. It hasn't been a zombie very long and keeps asking stupid questions, like "am I supposed to eat this guy's brains, or tear out his intestines?" and "am I supposed to shamble around slowly or run around like a demon?"

Hit Message(s):

He goes all "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" on you and gnaws on your skull. Argh! Oof! Oof! Eek! Ugh!

He somehow manages to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist. Beginner's luck. Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

He omfgwtbrrraaaiiins you in the <forehead>. Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to go all "Super Brrraaaiiyan" on you, but it's more like Supersize Fries.

He tries to execute a Mega Brain Bite with a Half Twist, but has to stop to read the Zombie Instruction Manual.

He tries to omfgwtbrrraaaiins you, but you lol and dta.


After Combat
You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
You acquire an item: 33398 scroll (? chance)*
You acquire an item: draggin' ball hat (? chance)*
You acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*
You gain 16 <substat>.

Occurred at Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later.

References

  • "Super Brrrraaaaaiiiyan" is a play on "Super Saiyan", from the anime/manga Dragon Ball Z.
  • The description may be referring to Urban Dead, a browser based game set in a zombie infected town. New players are often killed and turned into zombies.
  • The description may also be referring to George Romero's Dawn of the Dead and remake. The former featured slow, shambling zombies, whereas they were considerably faster in the revised version.
  • 'dta' means 'dodge the attack'.