View source for Chet Chesterton, Showering Frat Boy

{{halloweentop|image=towelfrat.gif|name=Chet Chesterton, Showering Frat Boy}}

Oh, hey. What up, bro-tisserie chicken? Sorry 'bout the just wearing a towel, brah, but you caught me in the shower. You know, that outfit reminds me of something. Something I've got right under this towel. Check it out!

''With no [[Russian Ice]]'':

That's right, it's a Russian Ice! You just got iced, bro! Take a knee!

That's right, chug it!

Oh yeah, just like that. You know how I like it, Bro-pen Source Initiative. Take it easy, brah.

''If you're female'':

Oh, sorry, you're a chick. Must have had soap in my eyes. Wanna join me in the shower and conserve some water?

Yeah, whatever, same to you.

<br\><center>You gain 1 Drunkenness.</center>

''With [[Russian Ice]]'':

That's right, it's a Russian Ice! You just got iced, bro!

Wait . . . aw, man. Crap. Look, you win. I'll drink your Ice . . . uh . . . later. I promise. I mean, if I take a knee and chug this, my towel might fall off, and unless you want to see that -- I mean, I'm fine with it, I'm just sayin'.

Right on, brah. Here, have some gum. Gotta keep your breath poppin' fresh for the ladies, am I right?

''If you're female'':

Oh. You're a chick. Why don't you stay a while?

{{acquire|item=double-ice gum}}
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Occurs while [[Halloween|Trick or Treating]] in the [[Cold Comforts]].

== Notes ==
Icing Chet causes you to lose a bottle of [[Russian Ice]].