Chet Chesterton, Showering Frat Boy
Chet Chesterton, Showering Frat Boy
Oh, hey. What up, bro-tisserie chicken? Sorry 'bout the just wearing a towel, brah, but you caught me in the shower. You know, that outfit reminds me of something. Something I've got right under this towel. Check it out!
With no Russian Ice:
That's right, it's a Russian Ice! You just got iced, bro! Take a knee!
That's right, chug it!
Oh yeah, just like that. You know how I like it, Bro-pen Source Initiative. Take it easy, brah.
If you're female:
Oh, sorry, you're a chick. Must have had soap in my eyes. Wanna join me in the shower and conserve some water?
Yeah, whatever, same to you.
With Russian Ice:
That's right, it's a Russian Ice! You just got iced, bro!
Wait . . . aw, man. Crap. Look, you win. I'll drink your Ice . . . uh . . . later. I promise. I mean, if I take a knee and chug this, my towel might fall off, and unless you want to see that -- I mean, I'm fine with it, I'm just sayin'.
Right on, brah. Here, have some gum. Gotta keep your breath poppin' fresh for the ladies, am I right?
If you're female:
Oh. You're a chick. Why don't you stay a while?
 | You acquire an item: double-ice gum |
Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Cold Comforts.
Notes
- Icing Chet causes you to lose a bottle of Russian Ice.
