
Russian Ice
What's its hurry? Hurr hurr hurr.
This is a bottle of sticky-sweet malt liquor. Its primary claim to fame is it's so gross that the frat orcs have a game where you force other people to drink it. We're sure you'll figure out the rules amongst yourselves.
Type: booze (good)
Potency: 1
(can also be used in combat)
Level required: 2
Selling Price: 15 Meat.
Weakens enemies somewhat when used as a combat item
(
In-game plural:
bottles of Russian Ice)
Recipe
When Used
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You hand the Ice to your opponent. <It> sighs, takes a knee, and chugs it.
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 | Monster attack power reduced by 13-15 |
 | Monster defense reduced by 13-15 |
When Consumed
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You take a knee and drink the Russian Ice. It's pretty sweet, bro.
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You gain 1 Drunkenness.
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Notes
Reference
- The opening text refers to the old joke substituting "Russian" with "Rushin'" (Rushing).
- All of the descriptions refer to the Smirnoff Ice Game.
See Also
Collection
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