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{{battle|text=You tap a fellow on the shoulder to ask him if this is the back of the line. He turns around, and two things happen: The first is that he turns around and hits you, and the second is that his breath hits you. It's the breath of a man who has been eating nothing but cotton candy and deep-fried cheese for weeks, and hasn't had a chance to brush his teeth.

No wonder he's in a bad mood. How long has this guy been ''waiting''?
|hit=He kicks you in the {{part}} with a leg that has become extremely muscular, as a result of him standing up for weeks without rest and occasionally moving a half-step forward.

He offers you a few choice words about what he thinks of the customer service here. They aren't the words you would have chosen, though. Nor the smells. {{element|stench}}
|miss=He says some mean things to you, but with two fingers up your nose and one in each ear, you're basically immune.

He tries to kick you in the {{part}}, but is a bit stiff from standing in one place for so long.
|critical=He harangues you, and berates you, and castigates you, and now it feels like your face is melting off. {{critical}} {{element|stench}}
|fumble=He gets a whiff of his own breath and is momentarily stunned.}}

{{meat|Mval=250}}
{{acquire|item=cheap sunglasses|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=expensive camera|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=How to Avoid Scams|chance=20%}}
:''With full Manuel entries:''
{{acquire|item=garbage juice slurpee|chance=10%}}
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Occurs at [[Barf Mountain]].