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[[Ascension Rewards]] are items or tattoos you receive after completing an [[ascension]].

==Tattoos==

At the beginning of an ascension, you may unlock a new [[tattoo]] when you open the [[letter from King Ralph XI]]. Multiple tattoos can be unlocked at the same time if you fulfil the requirements for multiple at the same time.

* If this is the first time you have ascended as a class, including [[special challenge path]] classes such as [[Avatar of Boris]], you will receive the respective class tattoo at the start of the ascension.
* If your previous ascension was a normal ascension of any type, you will receive a numerical tattoo, up until your twelfth completed normal ascension.
* If your previous ascension was a hardcore ascension of any type, you will receive a hardcore numerical tattoo, up until your twelfth completed hardcore ascension.
* If your previous ascension was the first time you completed a hardcore ascension with a particular class, including [[special challenge path]] classes such as [[Avatar of Boris]], you will receive a sparkling version of the class tattoo, unless the ascension was [[Oxygenarian]].
* If your previous ascension was the first time you completed a hardcore [[oxygenarian]] ascension with a particular class, you receive a super sparkling version of the class tattoo. You will need to complete an Oxygenarian and non-Oxygenarian hardcore ascension as each of the main 6 classes to obtain all of the tattoos. You will also receive the Oxygenarian tattoo for your first completed Oxygenarian ascension with any class.
* If your previous ascension was a hardcore [[Teetotaler]] ascension, you will receive the teetotaler tattoo.
* If your previous ascension was a hardcore [[Boozetafarian]] ascension, you will receive the boozetafarian tattoo.

==Items==
You may receive items as a reward for completing an ascension, which is received upon defeating the "final boss" of the ascension, which is usually the [[Naughty Sorceress]] but this differs for some [[special challenge path]]s.
* You will always receive an [[Instant Karma]] if you defeat the final boss at level 13, regardless of ascension type. This is checked when the fight begins, so if defeating the final boss levels you to 14, you'll still receive the karma.

===Normal Ascensions===

* If the ascension is a normal [[Teetotaler]] ascension, you will receive a single tin of [[Retenez L'Herbe Paté]].
* If the ascension is a normal [[Boozetafarian]] ascension, you will receive a single [[bottle of single-barrel whiskey]].
* If the ascension is a normal [[Oxygenarian]] ascension, you will receive a single can of [[Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air]].

===Normal Standard Ascensions===


* If the ascension is a normal [[Standard]] 2025 ascension, you will receive a [[Crepe Paper Participant's Clothes|crepe paper]] item based on your current class:

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!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
!Non-combat effect
|-
|[[Image:Crepehat.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[crepe paper phrygian cap]]
| 50
| hat
| Muscle +10<br>+10 {{element|Stench}}<br>+10 Damage to Stench Spells<br>Pull down to avoid monsters
|[[Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap]]<br>Monsters will be less attracted to you
|-
|[[Image:Crepecape.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[crepe paper parachute cape]]
| ?
| back item
| +2 Muscle Stats Per Fight<br>+10 {{element|Cold}}<br>+10 Damage to Cold Spells<br>Parachute into a battle in a recent zone
|[[Parachute into a Fight]]<br>Fight a monster of your choice from the last zone you adventured in
|-
|[[Image:Crepepin.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[crepe paper pie clip]]
| -
| Accessory
| Mysticality +10<br>+10 {{element|Hot}}<br>+10 Damage to Hot Spells<br>Look through it to enhance your spells
|[[Look through your crepe paper pie clip]]<br>+10 Damage to elemental spells
|-
|[[Image:Crepecube.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[crepe paper puzzle cube]]
| -
| Off-hand item
| +2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight<br>+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br>+10 Damage to Spooky Spells<br>Play with it to get more stats after combat
|[[Play with your crepe paper puzzle]]<br>+5 Stats Per Fight
|-
|[[Image:Crepecamisole.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[crepe paper plunge camisole]]
| 50
| shirt
| Moxie +10<br>+10 {{element|Sleaze}}<br>+10 Damage to Sleaze Spells<br>Leave nothing to the imagination and distract your foes
|[[Leave nothing to the imagination]]<br>Distract foes on the first round of combat
|-
|[[Image:Crepecharm.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[crepe paper polka charm]]
| -
| Accessory
| +2 Moxie Stats Per Fight<br>Weapon Damage +10<br>Spell Damage +10<br>Embrace polka and dance for more items
|[[Embrace polka]]<br>+30% Item Drops from Monsters
|-
|}


===Hardcore Ascensions===

*If the ascension is [[Unrestricted]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Boozetafarian]] or [[Trendy]], you receive a stainless steel item from the [[Unblemished Uniform]] based on your current class:
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!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:ssshil.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|90
|30 muscle
|1-handed club
|Weapon Damage +20<br />+10% chance of Critical Hit<br />Muscle +15%
|-
|[[Image:sscap.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[stainless steel skullcap]]
|90
|30 moxie
|Hat
|Maximum HP +30<br />Damage Absorption +60<br />Muscle +15%
|-
|[[Image:ssnecklace.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[stainless steel solitaire]]
| -
|30 mysticality
|Accessory
| -2 MP to use Skills<br />+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.<br />Mysticality +15%
|-
|[[Image:ssscarf.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[stainless steel scarf]]
| -
|30 mysticality
|Accessory
|Spell Damage +20<br />+20 to Monster Level<br />Mysticality +15%
|-
|[[Image:ssslacks.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[stainless steel slacks]]
|90
|30 moxie
|Pants
|Combat Initiative +15%<br />+20% Meat from Monsters<br />Moxie +15%
|-
|[[Image:sssus.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[stainless steel suspenders]]
| -
|30 mysticality
|Accessory
|Damage Absorption +60<br />Maximum MP +40<br />Moxie +15%
|-
|}
*If the ascension is [[Teetotaler]], you will also receive 3 {{plural|Retenez L'Herbe Paté}}.
*If the ascension is [[Boozetafarian]], you will also receive 3 {{plural|bottle of single-barrel whiskey}}.

===Hardcore Standard Ascensions===

*If the ascension is a Hardcore [[Standard]] 2025 ascension, you will instead receive a [[Petrified Wood Professional Wardrobe|petrified wood]] item based on your current class:

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!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:Pwoodpike.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[petrified wood war pike]]
| 120
| 40 muscle
| 1-handed polearm
| Muscle +20%<br>+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.<br>Attack a second time when you attack
|-
|[[Image:Pwoodbelt.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[petrified wood waist protector]]
| -
| 40 muscle
| Accessory
| +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight<br>+5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.<br>Makes opponents miss their first attack
|-
|[[Image:Pwoodpouch.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[petrified wood wizard's pouch]]
| -
| 40 mysticality
| Accessory
| Mysticality +20%<br>+10% Item Drops from Monsters<br>Adds hot and physical damage to spells
|-
|[[Image:Pwoodpurifier.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[petrified wood water purifier]]
| -
| 40 mysticality
| Off-hand item
| +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight<br>+20% Meat from Monsters<br>Adds cold and sleaze damage to spells
|-
|[[Image:Pwoodhat.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[petrified wood whoopie panama]]
| 120
| 40 moxie
| Hat
| Moxie +20%<br>+10% Chance of Critical Hit<br>Headbutt attacking foes
|-
|[[Image:Pwoodpants.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[petrified wood walking pants]]
| 120
| 40 moxie
| Pants
| +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight<br>+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit<br>Make you dodge some attacks
|-
|}


===Hardcore Oxygenarian Ascensions===

*You will receive 3 {{plural|Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air}} and a more powerful plexiglass item from the [[Transparent Trappings]] based on your class:
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!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:plexpike.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
|180
|75 muscle
|2-handed club
|Weapon Damage +25<br />+9 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.<br />Muscle +30%
|-
|[[Image:plexpith.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[plexiglass pith helmet]]
|180
|75 moxie
|Hat
| +5 to Familiar Weight<br />Regenerate 10-12 HP and 10-12 MP per adventure<br />Muscle +30%
|-
|[[Image:plexpock.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[plexiglass pocketwatch]]
| -
|75 mysticality
|Accessory
| -3 MP to use Skills<br />+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.<br />Mysticality +30%
|-
|[[Image:plexpink.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[plexiglass pinky ring]]
| -
|75 mysticality
|Accessory
|Spell Damage +30<br />Serious Resistance to All Elements<br />Mysticality +30%
|-
|[[Image:plexpant.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[plexiglass pants]]
|180
|75 moxie
|Pants
|Combat Initiative +25%<br />+20% Item Drops from Monsters<br />Moxie +30%
|-
|[[Image:plexpend.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[plexiglass pendant]]
| -
|75 mysticality
|Accessory
|Never Fumble<br />Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.<br />Moxie +30%
|-
|}

===Hardcore [[Bad Moon]] Ascension===
*You receive a Brimstone item from the [[Blasphemous Bedizenment]] based on your class:
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!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:brimbludgeon.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|200
|30 muscle
|1-handed club
|Muscle +50%<br />Mysticality -20%<br />Weapon Damage +30
|-
|[[Image:brimbunker.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[Brimstone Bunker]]
|[[Damage Reduction|DR]]: 15
|30 muscle
|Shield
|Muscle +50%<br />Moxie -20%<br />Damage Reduction: 10
|-
|[[Image:brimbrooch.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[Brimstone Brooch]]
| -
|30 mysticality
|Accessory
|Mysticality +50%<br />Moxie -20%<br />Spell Damage +40
|-
|[[Image:brimbracelet.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[Brimstone Bracelet]]
| -
|30 mysticality
|Accessory
|Mysticality +50%<br />Muscle -20%<br />-3 MP to use Skills
|-
|[[Image:brimboxers.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[Brimstone Boxers]]
|200
|30 moxie
|Pants
|Moxie +50%<br />Mysticality -20%<br />Combat Initiative +50%
|-
|[[Image:brimberet.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[Brimstone Beret]]
|200
|30 moxie
|Hat
|Moxie +50%<br />Muscle -20%<br />Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
|-
|}
*In addition to the effects listed above for each item, there are bonuses for wearing at least one piece of brimstone gear.  For n = number of '''distinct''' brimstone pieces worn, this bonus appears to be (2<sup>n</sup>)% +item, (2<sup>n</sup>)% +meat, and (2<sup>n</sup>) +ML.

===Special Challenge Paths===
When you ascend into a [[special challenge path]], you choose to undertake a run with unique and/or unusual restrictions. Completing a special challenge path rewards a Thwaitgold statuette themed to the path - for example, at the end of a [[Bees Hate You]] run, you receive a [[Thwaitgold bee statuette]].  

In hardcore, the end boss of some special challenge paths also drop stainless steel equipment. Starting with the [[Slow and Steady]] path, some challenge paths also have an in-season bonus reward, also dropped by the boss.

The [[One Crazy Random Summer]] path awards a class-specific piece of equipment, for both Normal and Hardcore runs.

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! scope="col" bgcolor="#EEEEEE" | Path
! scope="col" bgcolor="#EEEEEE" | Reward
! scope="col" bgcolor="#EEEEEE" | In-Season Reward
! scope="col" bgcolor="#EEEEEE" | Stainless Steel <br /> in Hardcore?
|-
| [[File:Beeicon.gif|link=Bees Hate You]]<br >[[Bees Hate You]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold bee statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:wosp_fist.gif|link=Way of the Surprising Fist]]<br/>[[Way of the Surprising Fist]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:trendyicon.gif|link=Trendy]]<br/>[[Trendy]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold butterfly statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:trusty.gif|link=Avatar of Boris]]<br/>[[Avatar of Boris]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:familiar39.gif|link=Bugbear Invasion]]<br/>[[Bugbear Invasion]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold woollybear statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:tombstone2.gif|link=Zombie Slayer]]<br/>[[Zombie Slayer]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold maggot statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:motorboat.gif|link=Class Act]]<br />[[Class Act]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:jarlhat.gif|link=Avatar of Jarlsberg]]<br/>[[Avatar of Jarlsberg]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold firefly statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:Bigicon.gif|link=BIG!]]<br/>[[BIG!]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:Kolhsicon.gif|link=KOLHS]]<br/>[[KOLHS]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold bookworm statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:motorboat2.gif|link=Class Act II: A Class For Pigs]]<br />[[Class Act II: A Class For Pigs]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold ant statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:bigglasses.gif|link=Avatar of Sneaky Pete]]<br />[[Avatar of Sneaky Pete]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:Sas.gif|link=Slow and Steady]]<br />[[Slow and Steady]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette}} || {{StackItem|bottled day}} || Yes
|-
| [[File:Familiar31.gif|link=Heavy Rains]]<br />[[Heavy Rains]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold spider statuette}} || {{StackItem|beautiful rainbow}} || Yes
|-
| [[File:pickypath2.gif|link=Picky]]<br />[[Picky]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold nit statuette}} || {{StackItem|picky tweezers}} || Yes
|-
| [[File:Scarab.gif|link=Actually Ed the Undying]]<br />[[Actually Ed the Undying]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette}} || {{StackItem|still-beating spleen}} || No
|-
| [[File:Dice.gif|link=One Crazy Random Summer]]<br />[[One Crazy Random Summer]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || [[One Crazy Random Summer#Rewards|dice gear]]
|-
| [[File:csplaquesmall.gif|link=Community Service]]<br />[[Community Service]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold termite statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:badge.gif|link=Avatar of West of Loathing]]<br />[[Avatar of West of Loathing]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold scorpion statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:ss_datasiphon.gif|link=The Source (path)]]<br />[[The Source]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold moth statuette}} || {{StackItem|bowl of Tastee-Wheet™}} || Yes
|-
| [[File:radiation.gif|link=Nuclear Autumn]]<br />[[Nuclear Autumn]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold cockroach statuette}} || {{StackItem|Adventurer bobblehead}} || Yes
|-
| [[File:Gelatinousicon.gif|link=Gelatinous Noob]]<br/>[[Gelatinous Noob]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold amoeba statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:briefcase.gif|link=License to Adventure]]<br/>[[License to Adventure]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold bug statuette}} || {{StackItem|License To Kill}} || Yes
|-
| [[File:watch.gif|Live. Ascend. Repeat.]]<br/>[[Live. Ascend. Repeat.]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold time fly statuette}} || {{StackItem|perfectly fair coin}} || Yes
|-
| [[File:Spiritorb.gif|Pocket Familiars]]<br/>[[Pocket Familiars]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold metabug statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:G-loveheart.gif|G-Lover]]<br/>[[G-Lover]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold chigger statuette}} || {{StackItem|Garland of Greatness}}* || Yes
|-
| [[File:Dd_icon.gif|Disguises Delimit]]<br/>[[Disguises Delimit]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette}} ||  [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:Darkgift.gif|Dark Gyffte]]<br/>[[Dark Gyffte]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold mosquito statuette}} || {{StackItem|Booke of Vampyric Knowledge}} || No
|-
| [[File:Twocrazydice.gif|Two Crazy Random Summer]]<br/>[[Two Crazy Random Summer]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold nymph statuette}} || {{StackItem|ring}}* || Yes
|-
| [[File:puff.gif|Kingdom of Exploathing]]<br/>[[Kingdom of Exploathing]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette}} || {{StackItem|The Imploded World}} ||Yes
|-
| [[File:mario_mushroom1.gif|link=Path of the Plumber]]<br/>[[Path of the Plumber]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette}} || {{StackItem|red coin}} ||No
|-
| [[File:littlelock.gif|link=Low Key Summer]]<br/>[[Low Key Summer]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette}} || {{StackItem|Manual of Lock Picking}}* ||Yes
|-
| [[File:Greygooball.gif|link=Grey Goo]]<br/>[[Grey Goo]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold slug statuette}} || {{StackItem|ert grey goo ring}}* || No
|-
| [[File:robobattery.gif|link=You, Robot]]<br/>[[You, Robot]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold listening bug statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:Quantum.gif|link=Quantum Terrarium]]<br/>[[Quantum Terrarium]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette}} || {{StackItem|Quantum of familiar}}* || Yes
|-
| [[File:fire.gif|link=Wildfire]]<br/>[[Wildfire]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:greygooring.gif|link=Grey You]]<br/>[[Grey You]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold protozoa statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:map.gif|link=Journeyman]]<br/>[[Journeyman]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold harvestman statuette}} || {{StackItem|The Big Book of Every Skill}}* || Yes
|-
| [[File:dinostuffy.gif|link=Fall of the Dinosaurs]]<br/>[[Fall of the Dinosaurs]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:aosol.gif|link=Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing]]<br/>[[Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:xx_small.gif|link=Legacy of Loathing]]<br/>[[Legacy of Loathing]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || Yes
|-
| [[File:kiloskull.gif|link=A Shrunken Adventurer am I]]<br/>[[A Shrunken Adventurer am I]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold fairyfly statue}} || {{StackItem|residual chitin paste}}* || Yes
|-
| [[File:Intrinsic beast.gif|link=WereProfessor]]<br/>[[WereProfessor]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:Ihatesu2.gif|link=11 Things I Hate About U]]<br/>[[11 Things I Hate About U]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|-
| [[File:Radshield.gif|link=Avant Guard]]<br/>[[Avant Guard]] || {{StackItem|Thwaitgold shield bug statuette}} || [[File:hardcorex.gif|link=]] || No
|}

Season rewards marked with an * are obtainable currently out-of-season as well.

If the run qualifies for a leaderboard, the character will also receive an extra [[Instant Karma]] upon breaking the prism and freeing the King. Some variants are chosen by relatively few players, and thus it's relatively easier to get on those leaderboards. This applies to all paths, even though only paths under [[standard restrictions]] have visible leaderboards in [[the Museum]].

Note that Standard, Teetotaler, Boozetafarian, Oxygenarian, Bad Moon and special challenge paths are all mutually exclusive with each other, and Bad Moon can only be performed in Hardcore.

==History==
*Prior to the conclusion of the [[Valhalla Invasion]], equipment and consumable rewards were received at the start of your next ascension, not upon defeating the Naughty Sorceress. If that new ascension was under the Bad Moon sign, then these rewards were placed in a [[smoldering box]].  As such, it is now impossible to acquire any new {{plural|smoldering box}}.
*Furthermore, only runs following a Hardcore run received a [[pork elf goodies sack]].  You otherwise received a single pork gem.

*Rewards for Standard runs finished in 2024 were [[Moss Mufti|moss]] (for Normal) and [[Adobe Armor|adobe]] (for Hardcore).
====2024 Normal Standard ====
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!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
!Additional combat skill
|-
|[[Image:mossmace.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[moss mace]]
| ?
|1-handed club
| +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>So-So Hot Resistance (+2)<br>Lets you mug a foe
|[[Moss Mugging]]<br>Attempt to steal an item from your opponent
|-
|[[Image:mossmegaphone.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[moss megaphone]]
| ?
|off-hand item
| Muscle +10<br>So-So Cold Resistance (+2)<br>Whisper with the voice of the Great Turtle Spirits
|[[Megaphone Whisper]]<br>Delevels for 20~30 and an additional [[Turtle Blessings|Turtle Blessing]]-based effect
|-
|[[Image:mossmedal.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[moss medal]]
| -
|accessory
| +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)<br>Lets you impress your pasta thrall
|[[Brandish Moss Medal]]<br>+1 Pasta Thrall Experience
|-
|[[Image:mossmitre.gif|mossmitre.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[moss mitre]]
| 50
|hat
| Mysticality +10<br>So-So Stench Resistance (+2)<br>Lets you spend Soulsauce to heal
|[[Soul Genuflection]]<br>Use 5 [[Soulsauce]] to heal 1000 HP
|-
|[[Image:mossmantle.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[moss mantle]]
| ?
|back item
| +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)<br>Lets you delevel and stun a foe
|[[Drop Mantle]]<br>Delevel for 15~29 and staggers, gain 1 [[Disco Momentum]]
|-
|[[Image:mossmarlin.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[moss marlinspike]]
| -
|accessory
|Moxie +10<br>75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks<br>Gives you an additional Pickpocketing attempt
| Additional pickpocket attempt
|-
|}

====2024 Hardcore Standard ====
Each adobe item has a link on the item itself to activate their skills for 500 meat for 100 turns.

{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
!Non-combat effect
|-
|[[Image:adobepants.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[adobe arsecover]]
| 120
| pants
| Muscle +20%<br>+10% Item Drops from Monsters<br>Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
|[[Adobe Arsecover Subscription]]<br>Doubles adobe arsecover enchantment values
|-
|[[Image:adobeadze.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[adobe adze]]
| ?
| 1-handed club
| +3 Muscle Stats Per Fight<br>+5 to Familiar Weight<br>Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
|[[Adobe Adze Subscription]]<br>Doubles adobe adze enchantment values
|-
|[[Image:adobeabacus.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[adobe abacus]]
| -
| Off-hand item
| Mysticality +20%<br>Spell Damage +20<br>Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
|[[Adobe Abacus Subscription]]<br>Doubles adobe abacus enchantment values
|-
|[[Image:Adobehat.gif|Adobehat.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[adobe ayam]]
| 120
|hat
| +3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight<br>+20% Meat from Monsters<br>Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
|[[Adobe Ayam Subscription]]<br>Doubles adobe ayam enchantment values
|-
|[[Image:adobeascot.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[adobe ascot]]
| -
| accessory
| Moxie +20%<br>+30% Combat Initiative<br>Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
|[[Adobe Ascot Subscription]]<br>Doubles adobe ascot enchantment values
|-
|[[Image:Adobeabaya.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[adobe abaya]]
| 120
| shirt
| +3 Moxie Stats Per Fight<br>Weapon Damage +20<br>Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
|[[Adobe Abaya Subscription]]<br>Doubles adobe abaya enchantment values
|-
|}


*Rewards for Standard runs finished in 2023 were [[Chiffon Chiffinery|chiffon]] (for Normal) and [[Ceramic Clothing|ceramic]] (for Hardcore).
====2023 Normal Standard ====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
!Additional passive damage each round
|-
|[[Image:Chifchevrons.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[chiffon chevrons]]
| ?
|accessory
| Muscle +10<br>Weapon Damage +10<br>Spell Damage +10
|Delevels your foe each round
|-
|[[Image:Chifhat.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[chiffon chapeau]]
| 50
|hat
| +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+10 Spooky Damage<br>+10 Damage to Spooky Spells
|Deals Cold Damage each round
|-
|[[Image:chifpot.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[chiffon chamberpot]]
| -
|off-hand item
|Mysticality +10<br>+10 Sleaze Damage<br>+10 Damage to Sleaze Spells
|Deals Stench Damage each round
|-
|[[Image:Chifchemise.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[chiffon chemise]]
| 50
|shirt
| +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+10 Cold Damage<br>+10 Damage to Cold Spells
|Deals Sleaze Damage each round
|-
|[[Image:Chifchakram.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[chiffon chakram]]
| Damage: 5-10
|ranged weapon (1-handed )
| Moxie +10<br>+10 Stench Damage<br>+10 Damage to Stench Spells
|Deals damage each round
|-
|[[Image:Chifchaps.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[chiffon chaps]]
| 50
|pants
| +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+10 Hot Damage<br>+10 Damage to Hot Spells
|Deals Spooky Damage each round
|-
|}


====2023 Hardcore Standard ====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
!Additional combat skill
|-
|[[Image:ceracestus.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[ceramic cestus]]
| -
|40 muscle
|accessory
| Muscle +20%<br>+5 to Familiar Weight
|[[Ceramic Punch]]<br>Deals 30 damage, stunning them
|-
|[[Image:cerashield.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[ceramic centurion shield]]
| ?
|40 muscle
|off-hand item (shield)
| +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Maximum HP +40<br>Regenerate 8-16 HP per adventure
|[[Ceramic Bash]]<br>Bash a foe, dealing 30 damage and weakening them
|-
|[[Image:ceragrater.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[ceramic celery grater]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|weapon (1-handed )
| Mysticality +20%<br>+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
|[[Ceramic Grate]]<br>Deal 30 damage and cause bleeding
|-
|[[Image:cerameter.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[ceramic celsiturometer]]
| ?
|40 mysticality
|accessory
| +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Maximum MP +30<br>Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure
|[[Ceramic Boil]]<br>Deal 60 Hot Damage to a foe and briefly stun them, but also make them very angry
|-
|[[Image:cerabelt.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[ceramic cerecloth belt]]
| -
|40 moxie
|back item
|Moxie +20%<br>Combat Initiative +40%<br>Never Fumble
|[[Ceramic Skullgaze]]<br>Deal 30 Spooky Damage to a target and weaken them
|-
|[[Image:Cerarobe.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[ceramic cenobite's robe]]
| 120
|40 moxie
|shirt
| +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Maximum HP/MP +20<br>Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
|[[Ceramic Cenobitize]]<br>Deal 30 damage and heal 30 HP
|-
|}

*In 2022 the Standard ascension rewards were loofah (for Normal) and flagstone (for Hardcore). Note, these rewards are no longer available directly from runs, even if you started a run in 2022.
====2022 Normal Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
!Additional combat skill
|-
|[[Image:Loof hat.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[loofah lumberjack's hat]]
| 50
|hat
| Muscle +10<br>Regenerate 15-25 HP per adventure
|[[Loofah Head-Scratch]]<br> Provides between 1-X stats (per Loofah)
|-
|[[Image:Loof lei.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[loofah lei]]
| -
|accessory
| +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Maximum HP +40
|[[Loofah Lei Lasso]]<br>Delevels 10% per Loofah
|-
|[[Image:Loof pants.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[loofah lederhosen]]
|50
|pants
| Mysticality +10<br>Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure
|[[Loofah Hosenzittern]]<br> Gain 10 meat per Loofah
|-
|[[Image:Loof ladle.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[loofah ladle]]
| 50
|weapon (1-handed utensil)
| +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Maximum MP +30
|[[Loofah Stew]]<br> Staggers, deals 50 cold damage per Loofah
|-
|[[Image:Loof warmers.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[loofah legwarmers]]
| -
|accessory
| Moxie +10<br>Regenerate 5-15 HP and MP per adventure
|[[Loofah Leglifts]]<br> Gain 20 MP per Loofah
|-
|[[Image:Loof lavalier.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[loofah lavalier]]
| -
|accessory
| +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Maximum HP/MP +20
|[[Loofah Lava]]<br> Staggers, 50 hot damage per Loofah
|-
|}


====2022 Hardcore Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
!Additional combat skill
|-
|[[Image:Fs_flag.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[flagstone flag]]
| -
|40 muscle
|off-hand item
| +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+10% Item Drops from Monsters
|[[Flagellate]]<br>Deals 75-93 damage
|-
|[[Image:Fs_flail.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[flagstone flail]]
| 120
|40 muscle
|weapon (1-handed flail)
| Muscle +20%<br>+20% Meat from Monsters
|[[Flagflog]]<br>Deals 30X damage, reduce 30X defense per Flagstone
|-
|[[Image:Fs_flipflops.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[flagstone flip-flops]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|accessory
| +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Combat Initiative +40%
|[[Flagstone Flap Flip]]<br>Deals 30X damage, reduce 30X attack per Flagstone
|-
|[[Image:Fs_fez.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[flagstone fez]]
| 120
|40 mysticality
|hat
| Mysticality +20%<br>+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br>+5 {{element|Stench}}<br>+5 {{element|Hot}}<br>+5 {{element|Cold}}<br>+5 {{element|Sleaze}}<br>
|[[Flagstone Fez Ritual]]<br>Deals damage, 100X per Flagstone
|-
|[[Image:Fs_fleece.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[flagstone fleece]]
| -
|40 moxie
|back item
| +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
||[[Flagstone Fleece Flex]]<br>Heal HP, 50X per Flagstone
|-
|[[Image:Fs_fringe.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[flagstone fringe]]
| -
|40 moxie
|accessory
| Moxie +20%<br>+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
||[[Flagstone Foxtrot]]<br>Delevels foe 50X per Flagstone
|-
|}


*In 2021 the Standard ascension rewards were velour (for Normal) and stained glass (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2021 will still earn these rewards upon completion.
====2021 Normal Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:Vel_voulge.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[velour voulge]]
| -
|weapon (1-handed polearm)
| +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+30% Weapon Drops from Monsters<br>Triples the effect of Snarl of the Timberwolf
|-
|[[Image:Vel_vambraces.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[velour vambraces]]
| -
|accessory
| Muscle +10<br>+30% Candy Drops from Monsters<br>Triples the damage of Spectral Snapper
|-
|[[Image:Vel_veil.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[velour veil]]
| -
|accessory
| +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+30% Accessory Drops from Monsters<br>Triples the damage of Fearful Fettucini
|-
|[[Image:Vel_viscometer.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[velour viscometer]]
| -
|accessory
| Mysticality +10<br>+30% Food Drops from Monsters<br>Triples the effectiveness of Scarysauce
|-
|[[Image:Vel_valise.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[velour valise]]
| -
|off-hand item
| +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+30% Booze Drops from Monsters<br>Triples the damage and deleveling of Tango of Terror
|-
|[[Image:Vel_vaqueros.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[velour vaqueros]]
| 50
|pants
| Moxie +10<br>+30% Pants Drops from Monsters<br>Triples the effectiveness of the Dirge of Dreadfulness
|-
|}

====2021 Hardcore Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:Sg_suspenders.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[stained glass suspenders]]
| -
|40 muscle
|accessory
| Muscle +20%<br>Serious Hot Resistance (+3)<br>+5 Hot Damage
|-
|[[Image:Sg_shield.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[stained glass shield]]
| -
|40 muscle
|off-hand item (shield)
| +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Serious Cold Resistance (+3)<br>+5 Cold Damage
|-
|[[Image:Sg_stetson.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[stained glass stetson]]
|120
|40 mysticality
|hat
| Mysticality +20%<br>+5 to Familiar Weight<br>+5 Damage to Hot Spells<br>+5 Damage to Cold Spells<br>+5 Damage to Stench Spells<br>+5 Damage to Spooky Spells<br>+5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
|-
|[[Image:Sg_spectacles.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[stained glass spectacles]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|accessory
| +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)<br>+5 Spooky Damage
|-
|[[Image:Sg_shiv.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[stained glass shiv]]
| -
|40 muscle
|weapon (1-handed knife)
| Moxie +20%<br>Serious Stench Resistance (+3)<br>+5 Stench Damage
|-
|[[Image:Sg_serape.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[stained glass serape]]
| -
|40 moxie
|back item
| +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)<br>+5 Sleaze Damage
|-
|}


*In 2020 the Standard ascension rewards were paraffin (for Normal) and terra cotta (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2020 will still earn these rewards upon completion.
====2020 Normal Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:para_bag.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[paraffin punching bag]]
| -
|accessory
| Muscle +10<br>+10 {{element|Hot}}<br>Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
|-
|[[Image:para_hat.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[paraffin pith helmet]]
|50
|hat
| +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+10 {{element|Cold}}<br>Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
|-
|[[Image:para_shirt.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[paraffin poncho]]
| -
|back item
| Mysticality +10<br>+10 {{element|Sleaze}}<br>Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
|-
|[[Image:para_necklace.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[paraffin pendant]]
| -
|accessory
| +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Maximum MP +10<br>Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
|-
|[[Image:para_pants.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[paraffin palazzos]]
|50
|pants
| Moxie +10<br>+10 {{element|Stench}}<br>Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
|-
|[[Image:para_accordion.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[paraffin pseudoaccordion]]
| -
|1-handed Accordion
| +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+10 {{element|Spooky}}<br>Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
|-
|}

====2020 Hardcore Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:tc_truss.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[terra cotta truss]]
| -
|40 muscle
|accessory
| +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Combat Initiative +40%<br>Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
|-
|[[Image:tc_pants.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[terra cotta trousers]]
|120
|40 muscle
|pants
| Muscle +20%<br>+5 to Familiar Weight<br>Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
|-
|[[Image:tc_tongs.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[terra cotta tongs]]
|120
|40 mysticality
|1-handed Utensil
| +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br>+5 {{element|Stench}}<br>+5 {{element|Hot}}<br>+5 {{element|Cold}}<br>+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[Image:tc_cape.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[terra cotta train]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|back item
| Mysticality +20%<br>+10% Item Drops from Monsters<br>Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
|-
|[[Image:tc_tietack.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[terra cotta tie tack]]
| -
|40 moxie
|accessory
| +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+20% Meat from Monsters<br>Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
|-
|[[Image:tc_tambourine.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[terra cotta tambourine]]
| -
|40 moxie
|off-hand item
| Moxie +20%<br>+10 to Monster Level<br>Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
|-
|}

*In 2019 the Standard ascension rewards were chalk (for Normal) and marble (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2019 will still earn these rewards upon completion.
====2019 Normal Standard====

{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:Chalkchlamys.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[chalk chlamys]]
| -
|Back item
| +2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.<br />Monsters will be less attracted to you.<br />Weakens enemies who hit you
|-
|[[Image:Chalkchain.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[chalk chain]]
| -
|Accessory
| +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br />+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat<br />Weakens enemies who hit you
|-
|[[Image:Chalkchalice.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[chalk chalice]]
| -
|Off-hand item
|Maximum MP +15<br />+20 Damage to Hot Spells<br />Weakens enemies who hit you
|-
|[[Image:Chalkchinos.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[chalk chinos]]
| 50
|Pants
| +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br />Combat Initiative +20%<br />Weakens enemies who hit you
|-
|[[Image:Chalkchapeau.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[chalk chapeau]]
| 50
|Hat
| +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.<br />Regenerate 3-6 HP and MP per adventure<br />Weakens enemies who hit you
|-
|[[Image:Chalkchoker.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[chalk choker]]
| -
|Accessory
| +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br />+20% Pants Drops from Monsters<br />Weakens enemies who hit you
|-
|}

====2019 Hardcore Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:Marblemaebari.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[marble maebari]]
|120
|40 muscle
|Pants
|Muscle +20%<br />+20 Sleaze Damage<br />Damages enemies who hit you
|-
|[[Image:Marblemantle.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[marble mantle]]
| -
|40 muscle
|Back item
|Damage Reduction: 10<br />Weapon Damage +30%<br />Damages enemies who hit you
|-
|[[Image:Marblemagnet.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[marble magnet]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|Accessory
|Mysticality +20%<br />Spell Damage +30%<br />Damages enemies who hit you
|-
|[[Image:Marblebowl.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[marble mignonette bowl]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|Off-hand item
|Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure<br />+40 Damage to Cold Spells<br />Damages enemies who hit you
|-
|[[Image:Marblemedallion.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[marble medallion]]
| -
|40 moxie
|Accessory
|Moxie +20%<br />Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)<br />Damages enemies who hit you
|-
|[[Image:Marblehat.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[marble mariachi hat]]
|120
|40 moxie
|Hat
| +10 to Monster Level<br />Ranged Damage +30%<br />Damages enemies who hit you
|-
|}

*In 2018 the Standard ascension rewards were gabardine (for Normal) and fiberglass (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2018 will still earn these rewards upon completion.
====2018 Normal Standard====

{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:gabgaiters.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[gabardine gaiters]]
|50
|Pants
|Muscle +10<br />Weapon Damage +15<br />Makes Smacks hit automatically even without a club equipped
|-
|[[Image:gabgarland.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[gabardine garland]]
| -
|Accessory
|Max MP +10<br />+10 Hot Damage<br />Makes your Headbutts restore HP
|-
|[[Image:gabgunny.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[gabardine gunnysack]]
| -
|Back item
| Mysticality +10<br />+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.<br />Increases the effectiveness of Vermincelli
|-
|[[Image:gabgaribaldi.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[gabardine garibaldi]]
| 50
|Hat
|Spell Damage +10<br />Maximum MP +20<br />Increases the damage of Saucegeyser
|-
|[[Image:gabgirdle.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[gabardine girdle]]
| -
|Accessory
| Moxie +10<br />+20% Booze Drops from Monsters<br />Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge
|-
|[[Image:gabgloves.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[gabardine gloves]]
| -
|Accessory
|Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br />Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)<br />Increases the duration of Accordion Bash stuns
|-
|}

====2018 Hardcore Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:fiberfetish.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[fiberglass fetish]]
| -
|40 muscle
|Off-hand item
| Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure<br />Superhuman Stench Resistance (+5)<br />A Seal Spirit will accompany you in combat
|-
|[[Image:fiberfoil.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[fiberglass foil]]
| -
|40 muscle
|1-Handed Sword
| +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br />+10 to Monster Level<br />Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight
|-
|[[Image:fiberfanny.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[fiberglass fannypack]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|Accessory
| -2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)<br />+15 Sleaze Damage<br />Filled with a never-ending supply of deadly pasta
|-
|[[Image:fiberfrock.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[fiberglass frock]]
| -
|40 muscle
|Back item
| +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br />Maximum MP +20<br />Makes it so dealing Cold damage causes ongoing additional Cold damage
|-
|[[Image:fiberfinger.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[fiberglass fingerguard]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|Accessory
|Combat Initiative +40%<br />+10% Item Drops from Monsters<br />Dramatically increases the effectiveness of Disco Eye Poke
|-
|[[Image:fiberfedora.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[fiberglass fedora]]
|120
|40 moxie
|Hat
| +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br />+5 to Familiar Weight<br />Doubles the effectiveness of The Sonata of Sneakiness and Carlweathers Cantata of Confrontation
|-
|}

*In 2017 the Standard ascension rewards were aerogel (for Normal) and wrought-iron (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2017 will still earn these rewards upon completion.
====2017 Normal Standard====

{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:aeroanvil.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[aerogel anvil]]
| -
|Accessory
|Weapon Damage +25%<br />Never Fumble<br />Gives a chance of generating extra Fury
|-
|[[Image:aeroakubra.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[aerogel akubra]]
|50
|Hat
|Muscle +10<br />+10% Meat from Monsters<br />Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight
|-
|[[Image:aeroapron.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[aerogel apron]]
| -
|Accessory
| +5% Chance of Spell Critical Hit<br />Serious Hot Resistance (+3)<br />Weapon of the Pastalord can be even messier
|-
|[[Image:aeroascot.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[aerogel ascot]]
| -
|Accessory
|Mysticality +10<br />+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.<br />Dramatically improves Saucecicle
|-
|[[Image:aeroattache.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[aerogel attache case]]
| -
|Off-Hand Item
| +10% Pickpocket Chance<br />+10 Stench Damage<br />Produce random cocktailcrafting ingredients as you adventure
|-
|[[Image:aeroaccordion.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[aerogel accordion]]
|50
|1-handed Accordion
|Moxie +10<br />Maximum HP +20<br />Only takes up one hand!
|-
|}

====2017 Hardcore Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:wroughtwig.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[wrought-iron wig]]
|120
|40 moxie
|Hat
| +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br />+15 Cold Damage<br />Makes Northern Explosion deal additional damage over time
|-
|[[Image:wroughtcrank.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[wrought-iron winch crank]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|Accessory
|Combat Initiative +40%<br />Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure<br />Increases the damage of Spirit Snap
|-
|[[Image:wroughtwidget.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[wrought-iron widget]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|Accessory
| +3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br />Maximum HP +40<br />Adds extra sources of damage to Cannelloni Cannon
|-
|[[Image:wroughtwhisk.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[wrought-iron whisk]]
|120
|40 mysticality
|1-handed Utensil
| +10 Spooky Damage<br />+10 to Monster Level<br />Adds many additional balls to Salsaball
|-
|[[Image:wroughtwalker.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[wrought-iron walker]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|Accessory
| +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br />Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure<br />Makes Disco Momentum cause passive damage over time
|-
|[[Image:wroughtpants.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[wrought-iron waders]]
|120
|40 moxie
|Pants
| +5 Prismatic Damage<br />+20% Meat from Monsters<br />Adds an extra source of damage to Concerto de los Muertos
|-
|}

*In 2016 the Standard ascension rewards were wicker (for Normal) and bakelite (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2016 will still earn these rewards upon completion.
====2016 Normal Standard====

{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:wickerkickers.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[wicker kickers]]
| -
|accessory
|Combat Initiative +20%<br>Maximum HP +20<br>Add a stomp attack to every [[Smack]]
|-
|[[Image:wickerslicker.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[wicker slicker]]
| -
|back item
| +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)<br>Lets you use [[Shell Up]] multiple times per fight
|-
|[[Image:wickerknickers.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[wicker knickers]]
|50
|pants
| +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.<br>Increases the effectiveness of [[Shield of the Pastalord]]
|-
|[[Image:wickerticker.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[wicker ticker]]
| -
|accessory
|Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br>Spell Damage +20%<br>[[Soul Saucery|Collecting Soul Sauce]] restores HP
|-
|[[Image:wickersticker.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[wicker sticker]]
|110
|weapon (1-handed knife)
|Weapon Damage +20%<br>+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.<br>Is a sweet, sweet knife
|-
|[[Image:wickerclicker.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[wicker clicker]]
| -
|off-hand item
| +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br>[[Cadenza]] will briefly stun opponents
|-
|}

====2016 Hardcore Standard====

{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:bakebelt.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[bakelite belt]]
| -
| 40 Mysticality
| accessory
| +5% Chance of Critical Hit<br>Damage Reduction: 10<br>Makes [[Cavalcade of Fury]] consume less [[Fury]]
|-
|[[Image:bakebadge.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[bakelite badge]]
| -
|40 Mysticality
| accessory
| +5 to Familiar Weight<br> Muscle +20%<br>Gain the favor of the [[Turtle Blessings|Great Turtle Spirits]] more quickly
|-
|[[Image:bakebowl.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[bakelite bowl]]
| -
|40 Muscle
| off-hand item
| Maximum MP +20<br>Spell Damage +20<br>Increase the number of [[Ravioli Shurikens]] you can conjure
|-
|[[Image:bakebrooch.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[bakelite brooch]]
| -
|40 Mysticality
| accessory
| -2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)<br>Mysticality +20%<br>Active [[Saucesphere]]s increase your spell damage
|-
|[[Image:bakebreeches.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[bakelite breeches]]
|120
|40 Moxie
| pants
| Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5)<br>Moxie +20%<br>Doubles the damage of [[Disco Inferno]]
|-
|[[Image:bakepack.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[bakelite backpack]]
| -
|40 Muscle
| back item
| +10 to Monster Level<br>+20% Candy Drops from Monsters<br>Makes [[Accordion Bash]] knock loose some Meat
|-
|}

*In 2015 the Standard ascension rewards were polyester (for Normal) and porcelain (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2015 will still earn these rewards upon completion.
====2015 Normal Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:polyparachute.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[polyester parachute]]
|50
|Back item
| +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+10% Weapon Drops from Monsters<br>[[Fury]] Increases Your [[Combat Initiative|Initiative]]
|-
|[[Image:polypad.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[polyester pad]]
|50
|Off-hand item (shield)
|Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)<br>Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure<br>[[Shieldbutt|Shieldbutting]] [[Stunning|Stuns]] Bad Guys
|-
|[[Image:polypeeler.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[polyester peeler]]
|50
|weapon (1-handed utensil)
|Spell Damage +20%<br>Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure<br>Increases the Damage of [[Stuffed Mortar Shell]]
|-
|[[Image:polypants.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[polyester pettipants]]
| 50
|Pants
| +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Serious Cold Resistance (+3)<br>Makes [[Curse of Vichyssoise]] Way Better
|-
|[[Image:polyhat.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[polyester panama hat]]
| 50
|Hat
| +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight<br>+10% Meat from Monsters<br>Adds Damage to [[Disco Momentum|Disco Dances]]
|-
|[[Image:polypulsera.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[polyester pulsera]]
| -
|Accessory
| +10% Pickpocket Chance<br>Combat Initiative +20%<br>Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP
|-
|}

====2015 Hardcore Standard====
{|border="1px" cellpadding="3px" cellspacing="0" style="margin:1em auto;text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#EFEFEF;"
!&nbsp;
!Class
!Name
!Power
!Requirements
!Item Type
!Notes
|-
|[[Image:porcbaton.gif]]
|[[Seal Clubber]]
|[[porcelain police baton]]
|120
|40 muscle
|1-handed club
|Maximum MP +20<br>Muscle +20%<br>Your [[Smacks]] Restore MP
|-
|[[Image:porcpants.gif]]
|[[Turtle Tamer]]
|[[porcelain plus-fours]]
|120
|40 moxie
|Pants
|All Attributes +4<br>Maximum HP/MP +4<br>+4 Prismatic Damage<br>+4% Chance of Critical Hit<br>Damage Reduction: 4<br>+4 to Familiar Weight<br>Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
|-
|[[Image:porchat.gif]]
|[[Pastamancer]]
|[[porcelain porkpie]]
|120
|40 moxie
|Hat
| +20% Food Drops from Monsters<br>Mysticality +20%<br>Adds {{element|Sleaze}} to all Pastamancer Spells
|-
|[[Image:porcshaker.gif]]
|[[Sauceror]]
|[[porcelain pepper mill]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|Off-hand item
| +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit<br>Successful hit weakens opponent.<br>Adds Physical Damage to [[Saucestorm]]
|-
|[[Image:porcpelegrine.gif]]
|[[Disco Bandit]]
|[[porcelain pelerine]]
|120
|40 moxie
|Back item
| +20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters<br>+10 to Monster Level<br>Begin Fights with 1 [[Disco Momentum]]
|-
|[[Image:porcmask.gif]]
|[[Accordion Thief]]
|[[porcelain phantom mask]]
| -
|40 mysticality
|Accessory
| +20% Accessory Drops from Monsters<br>Moxie +20%<br>Adds {{element|Spooky}} to [[Bawdy Refrain]]
|-
|}

[[Category:Items]]