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{{NeedsSpading|Where does it check to see if you have one? Closet? DC? Hagnks? <br>Also confirm +combat raises the chance of this adventure. <br>Also also, confirm that sneaks prevent this from showing up. <br>Do you really have to visit the Colosseum first, outside the 11,037 Leagues path?}}
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You storm into the Mer-kin Gymnasium looking for a fight, and unfortunately, you find one. With a Mer-kin gladiator, fresh from the Gym's back-room "clinic."

Gurgling with rage, he stuffs you into a locker. You assume it's ''his'' locker -- he seemed to know the combination, at least.

So... While you're in here, maybe wanna steal some of his stuff?

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{{button|Take stuff}}
You feel around in the darkness of the locker and grab the first thing you happen across.
{{acquire|item=Mer-kin dodgeball}}
<center>''or''</center>
{{acquire|item=Mer-kin dragnet}}
<center>''or''</center>
{{acquire|item=Mer-kin headguard}}
<center>''or''</center>
{{acquire|item=Mer-kin switchblade}}
<center>''or''</center>
{{acquire|item=Mer-kin thighguard}}
<center>''or''</center>
{{acquire|item=Mer-kin fastjuice}}

{{button|Take off}}

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Occurs at [[Mer-kin Gymnasium]]

==Notes==
*The dodgeball, dragnet, headguard, switchblade or thighguard will not occur if you already have one.
*This noncombat appears to respond to combat rate increasers, unlike normal noncombats.
*This noncombat will not appear if you haven't visited the [[Mer-kin Colosseum]] at least once and been denied entry since the start of your ascension.  (This is not true in the [[11,037 Leagues Under the Sea]] path, at least.)
*Reportedly, having a [[Combat Frequency#Adventure Modifiers / Forcing a Noncombat (Sneaks)|noncombat forcer]] active could prevent this adventure from showing up. 

==References==
*The name of this adventure is a reference to the line [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/haters-gonna-hate "Haters Gonna Hate"].