Ators Gonna Ate

There are some vague or non-exact figures and information on this page. Some spading is required. Where does it check to see if you have one? Closet? DC? Hagnks? Also confirm +combat raises the chance of this adventure. Also also, confirm that sneaks prevent this from showing up. Do you really have to visit the Colosseum first, outside the 11,037 Leagues path?

Choice adventure number: 701

Ators Gonna Ate

You storm into the Mer-kin Gymnasium looking for a fight, and unfortunately, you find one. With a Mer-kin gladiator, fresh from the Gym's back-room "clinic."

Gurgling with rage, he stuffs you into a locker. You assume it's his locker -- he seemed to know the combination, at least.

So... While you're in here, maybe wanna steal some of his stuff?

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Take stuff

You feel around in the darkness of the locker and grab the first thing you happen across.

You acquire an item: Mer-kin dodgeball

or

You acquire an item: Mer-kin dragnet

or

You acquire an item: Mer-kin headguard

or

You acquire an item: Mer-kin switchblade

or

You acquire an item: Mer-kin thighguard

or

You acquire an item: Mer-kin fastjuice

Take off

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Occurs at Mer-kin Gymnasium

Notes

• The dodgeball, dragnet, headguard, switchblade or thighguard will not occur if you already have one.
• This noncombat appears to respond to combat rate increasers, unlike normal noncombats.
• This noncombat will not appear if you haven't visited the Mer-kin Colosseum at least once and been denied entry since the start of your ascension. (This is not true in the 11,037 Leagues Under the Sea path, at least.)
• Reportedly, having a noncombat forcer active could prevent this adventure from showing up.

References

• The name of this adventure is a reference to the line "Haters Gonna Hate".