Mer-kin dodgeball
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Mer-kin dodgeball
This is a heavy ball studded with wicked poison-tipped spikes. Just looking at it brings back nauseating memories of high school gym class.
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed dodgeball)
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie Required: 85
Selling Price: 120 Meat.
Cannot be traded+7 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Muscle +10%
Moxie +10%
(In-game plural: Mer-kin dodgeballs)
Obtained From
Messages
You pretend you're the meanest kid in your gym class (or remember that you were), and chuck the dodgeball at <its> <body part> for X damage. BOOF! WHAM! ZAP!
You decide to be a baller and a shot caller, so you call your shot as <its> <body part>, and hit <it> right smack on it for X damage. BOINK! WHAMMO! WHAM!
You hurl the dodgeball at him, spearing <it> with one of the poison-tipped spikes for X damage. BOOF! KAPOW! BAM!
You have a ball hitting <it> for X damage with the dodgeball. <It> has somewhat less of a good time. KERBLAM! KERBLAM! ZOT!
You toss a wrench at <it>, which <it> dodges, then hurl the dodgeball, which hits <it> for X damage. Looks like that old saying isn't true. WHAM! SMACK! ZOT!
You spike the dodgeball at <it>, hitting <it> with the spikes on the dodgeball for X damage. BOINK! BONK! BARF!
You decide not to hold your ball for charity or for fancy dress, and chuck it at it for X damage. BARF! BARF! SPLAT!
You shout, "dodgeball!" at him, then throw. <It> fails to follow your simple instruction, and takes X damage. BIFF! SMACK! KERBLAM!
You fling the dodgeball at <it>, embedding one of the poison-tipped spikes in <its> tail and dealing X damage KERBLAM! KERBLAM! WHAM!
Notes
- The first 15 underwater critical hits you get with this weapon will be accompanied with:
- You're getting better at fighting with a Mer-kin dodgeball!
- Your fifth underwater critical hit will be accompanied with the message:
New Special Move Unlocked: Ball Bust
- Your tenth underwater critical hit will be accompanied with the message:
New Special Move Unlocked: Ball Sweat
- Your fifteenth underwater critical hit will be accompanied with the message:
New Special Move Unlocked: Ball Sack
References
- "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" is a quote from the movie DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: Nikademus (#95105) - 33
- 🥈: Turtlegeuse (#1496479) - 21
- 🥉: Louis of Apshai (#1682554) - 12
- #4: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 10
- #5: Shattered Ice (#2745253) - 9
- #6: Artie Effham (#976900) - 8
- #7: apisguy (#1158486) - 7
- #8: Sherm Firmwood (#2454478) - 6
- #9: mondemon (#2231313) - 5
- #10: Skent (#1076753) - 4
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