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[[File:cove3_1x1.gif|center|Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Books]]

[[Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Books]] is located at [[the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)]] on [[the Mysterious Island of Mystery]].

[[Swashbuckling Getup]] or [[pirate fledges]] are required to shop here.
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{| style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"
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| [[File:barrrtleby.gif|Barrrtleby]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Avast ye, me harrrdy. And then avail ye, of these fine books, both harrrdcover and paperback.
|}

==Items Sold==
{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Item:||Price:
{{StoreItem|item=pirate tract|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=pirate pamphlet|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=pirate brochure|price=300}}
{{StoreItem|item=The Big Book of Pirate Insults|price=500}}
|}

==Notes==
*One of the three pirate booklets (tract, pamphlet, or brochure) will be available in a given ascension. The available booklet is not random, they cycle in the fixed order Brochure->Tract->Pamphlet.
*When a character is in a [[Bees Hate You]] run, [[The Big Book of Pirate Insults]] is replaced by the [[Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery]]. 
*In a [[Zombie Slayer]] run, you get the text:
:"Say," you ask, "why does everything seem so… normal around here? Are you guys not having trouble with the zombie plague? You don't even seem surprised to see me, and look -- I've got a hole right here in the side of my face, you can see my teeth through it."

:"Oh, there's always been a large undead population here, aye," Bartleby says. "Ghost pirates, skeleton pirates, zombie pirates. Even had a wossname come through 'ere once, one o' them Asian ladies whose heads come off and float around with their guts trailing behind 'em. Seen much worse'n you, yarrr."
*If you try to shop here during the [[Mysterious Island Quest|Island War]], you will be blocked with this message:
:You don't belong in this store.

==History==
*The store used to sell the [[abridged dictionary]] before December 31, 2018. It could only be purchased once per ascension.
*The name of this store was changed on February 19, 2014. It used to be "Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore".

==References==
*The undead asian lady head monster referred to is the [[wikipedia:Penanggalan|Penanggalan]].

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