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{{Bug|non-combat has X+2 instead of X}}[[image:earbeast.gif|center]]
The stairway leading to the next room is blocked by a giant floating mass of ears. This must be the dreaded Beast with ''(X + 2)'' Ears you've heard so much about.
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{{button|Don't Fear the Ear (1)}}
{{battle|text=This is a gigantic floating mass of ears.<br><br>"Hmmmm," you think to yourself as it floats toward you. "What would Mr. Blonde do?"
|hit=The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that hits you in the {{part}}. Ugh. {{ouch|5}}

The Beast forms a tight seal around your {{part}} with one of its ears, and squeezes, giving you a painful hickey. {{ouch|5}}
|miss=The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that, thankfully, misses you completely.

The Beast tries to poke you with one of its ear hairs, but you deftly dodge. Then you think about how cool the phrase "deftly dodge" is, and consider changing your name to Deftly Dodge.
|critical=You've heard of being boxed in the ear, right? Well, what happens to you next is like that, only backwards. {{ouch|5}}
|fumble=The beast floats toward you, but somewhere outside a car backfires and the beast cringes instead of injuring you.}}

{{stat|Y}}
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Occurs at [[Fernswarthy's Basement]].

==Notes==
*''X'' is equal to the monster attack.
*You can fight it for 50 rounds, instead of the usual 30.
*{{Boss}}

==References==
*"Mr. Blonde" is a character played by [[wikipedia:Michael Madsen|Michael Madsen]] in the 1992 [[wikipedia:Quentin Tarantino|Quentin Tarantino]] film [[imdb:tt0105236|''Reservoir Dogs'']], who saws off the ear of a captured police officer with a straight razor in a [[wikipedia:Reservoir Dogs|torture scene]].