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The [[CRIMBCO Cubicles]] were found in the [[CRIMBCO Headquarters]]. They disappeared on January 1, 2011.

==Combat Adventures==
===Work===
{{combat
|name=tedious spreadsheet
|stat=?
|level=?}}

{{combat
|name=unoptimized database
|stat=?
|level=?}}

{{combat
|name=disorganized files
|stat=?
|level=?}}

{{combat
|name=overflowing inbox
|stat=?
|level=?}}
=== After First Promotion===
{{combat
|name=hideous slide show
|stat=?
|level=?}}

=== After Second Promotion===
{{combat
|name=endless conference call
|stat=?
|level=?}}

===Distractions===
'''Bored adventures will not occur with 50% [[boredom]] or less. The higher your boredom, the higher their likelihood of occurring.'''

{{combat
|name=Tome of Tropes
|stat=?
|level=?}}

{{combat
|name=Book of Faces
|stat=?
|level=?}}

{{combat
|name=chatty coworker
|stat=?
|level=?}}

{{combat
|name=water cooler
|stat=?
|level=?}}

{{combat
|name=Totally Malicious 'Zine
|stat=?
|level=?}}

'''At 100% boredom:'''
{{combat
|name=Best Game Ever
|stat=?
|level=?}}

==Non-combat Adventures==
{{adventure|name=Climbing That Ladder|image=loudspeaker.gif}}

{{adventure|name=Uh oh...|image=loudspeaker.gif}}

{{adventure|name=The Sounds of Violence|image=loudspeaker.gif}}

==Notes==
*Monsters in this zone will scale to your level only if you are equipped with a [[CRIMBCO lanyard]].
*Defeating any monster here (except for the BGE) increases your [[Boredom]].
<center>[[Image:Boredeyes.gif]] '''Boredom +1%'''</center>
*Defeating one of the low-boredom monsters always results in the following:
<center>An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a ten-scrip note. "Keep up the good wooooo --" he says, as he barrels out of sight.</center>

{{acquire|item=CRIMBCO scrip|num=10}}
*Defeating one of the higher-boredom monsters (except for the BGE) always results in the following:
<center>An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a five-scrip note. "Keep slackin' off, and they DOCK ya!" he sneers, before skating away.

{{acquire|item=CRIMBCO scrip|num=5}}</center>
*Defeating the post-promotion slideshow monster always results in the following:
<center>An elf on roller skates whizzes by and tosses you a 20-scrip note. "That slide show looked brutal -- there's some hazard pay for ya!" he says, skating away.

{{acquire|item=CRIMBCO scrip|num=20}}</center>
*Defeating the endless conference call monster always results in the following:
<center>An elf pushing a wheelbarrow full of CRIMBCO scrip wheels by and hands you three ten-scrip notes. "That's some hazard pay and some overtime for sitting through that whole call," he says.	

{{acquire|item=CRIMBCO scrip|num=30}}</center>
*Casting [[CLEESH]] makes office life less boring, and prevents your Boredom from increasing. It also prevents you from earning scrip.
*As you become more and more bored, the frequency of the getting distracted increases.
*Adventuring here before visting [[Mr. Mination's Office]] gives the message: "You can't get to the cubicles without an ID badge. You should go upstairs, talk to the boss, and see if you can't get a job here."

* Trying to enter after receiving the [[Uh oh...]] and [[Climbing That Ladder]] adventures but before visiting the office gives the following message:

Didn't you hear the announcement? You're supposed to report to Mr. Mination's office.

==References==
*The "...and they DOCK ya!" message refers to the movie ''The Hudsucker Proxy'' in which the mail room manager explains the company policies to the main character.

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