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{{battle|text="Howdy, p''skzzzzzz''ner!"

You spin around, practically having a heart attack from surprise, and then almost wish you had -- because wherever you go when you die, it can't be any worse than being face to half-melted face with an overalls-wearing, banjo-picking, badly malfunctioning animatronic bear.

"I'm C''bzzt''er!" it shouts exuberantly at you. "What's your n''bzzt'', n''bzzt'', n''bzzt''? What's your n''bzzt'', n''bzzt'', nnnnnnnnnn''bzzt''"

It doesn't even get all the way to the end of the sentence before trying to kill you.
|hit=The bear slashes your {{part|}} with filthy metal claws. ...Why does a park mascot have sharpened claws?<br>{{ouch|6}} {{element|stench}}

The bear attempts to brain you with its banjo, and is reasonably successful.<br>{{ouch|8}}
|miss="You know, you got a real purty sk-sk-sk-skull," the thing says, with a twisted, half-melted grin.

The bear attacks, but you push the button that lowers the security door just in time.
|critical="Pleased ta meetcha, <playername>!" the horrible automaton barks at you. ...Wait, how did it know your name? {{critical}} <br> {{ouch|6}} {{element|spooky}}
|fumble=The machine plonks out a few out-of-tune bars of "Duelling Banjos", much to your discomfort and dismay.
}}

{{stat|}}
{{acquire|item=jar of swamp honey|chance=15%}}
{{acquire|item=backwoods banjo|chance=0.1%}}
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Occurs at [[Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice]].

==Notes==
*This monster [[Special Monsters|scales]] to your stats plus 5 (total minimum 10, maximum 11111?), plus [[Monster Level|+ML]].

==References==
* The security door miss message is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Five Nights at Freddy's (video game)|Five Nights at Freddy's]]'', in which you have to close security doors to protect yourself from malfunctioning animatronics (including a bear).
* Bears are more usually [[Wikipedia:Grizzly bear|grizzly]], with [[Wiktionary:grisly|grisly]] meaning horrifyingly repellent, terrifying or gruesome.