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itemid=4905|
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desc=This is a paperweight made out of a lump of coal hewn from the mines ruled by the ruthless Gnat King. It's very good at what it does -- which, considering what it does is be heavy and useless, isn't that impressive.

I mean, your mom's a ''champ'' at that.|
type=usable (once per day)|
notrade=1|
autosell=0}}

==Obtained From==
;Obsoleted Areas/Methods
;:;[[Mr. Mination's Office]]
:::[[Uncle Crimbo (2010)|Uncle Crimbo]] (Help Mr. Mination)

==When Used==
''First time each day:''
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|text=You stare at the paperweight, contemplating CRIMBCO's brief dominion over Crimbo. It makes you remember how blandly appealing their cookies were.|
effect={{AcquireEffect|effect=Mystic Circle|duration=10}}}}
 
or

{{useitem|
text=You stare at the paperweight, contemplating CRIMBCO's brief dominion over Crimbo. It makes you remember how blandly appealing their cookies were.|
effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Square to be Hip|duration=10}}}}

or

{{useitem|
text=You stare at the paperweight, contemplating CRIMBCO's brief dominion over Crimbo. It makes you remember how blandly appealing their cookies were.|
effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Triangle, Man (effect)|duration=10}}}}


''Subsequent times:''
You're actually too bored to stare at a paperweight. You should go play outside.


==References==
*The coal of the Gnat King is a reference to jazz musician [[Wikipedia:Nat King Cole|Nat King Cole]].

==Collection==
<collection>4905</collection>

[[Category:Usable Items]]