View source for Defective Childrens' Stapler

{{familiar
|famid=320
|H1=It is defective.
|H2=It is not safe for children.
|H3=Don't give it to kids.
|ability=Prevents enemies from attacking you, and damages them when they try.
|function=Blocks like a Levitating Potato and damages blocked attackers for 10-20 (+'''10-20''') damage
|throne= Weapon Damage +20%; sometimes attacks for 10-25 damage and delevels for 10-20
|hatchling=childrens' stapler
|equipment=carton of extra-sharp, rusty staples
|ucm= <!-- familiar's Ultimate Cage Match ranking-->
|sh= <!-- familiar's Scavenger Hunt ranking-->
|oc= <!-- familiar's Obstacle ranking-->
|hns= <!-- familiar's Hide and Seek ranking-->
|hands=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|wings=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|animal=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|clothes=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|eyes=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|mechanical=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|sleaze=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|undead=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|hot=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|biting=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|quick=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|flying=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|evil=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|bug=<!-- 1 or 0 -->
|underwater=<!-- 1 for water-breathing familiars -->}}

*Regular messages:
*:%fn staples your foe through the {{part}} to the ground. Which both hurts {{Pronoun|sa=?}} for X (+'''X''') and prevents  {{Pronoun|sa=?}} from attacking.

*Enthroned in the [[Crown of Thrones]]:
*:%fn fires some staples into your foe from above your head, dealing X damage.{{delevel|att=X|def=X}}
*Bjornified in the [[Buddy Bjorn]]: 
*:%fn fires some staples over your shoulder, pricking it for X damage.{{delevel|att=X|def=X}}
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped:
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*With [[miniature gravy-covered maypole]] equipped:
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*With [[wax lips]] equipped:<br>
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==Arena Messages==

==Notes==
*"Defective Childrens'{{sic}} Stapler" is a typo. The plural possessive of "child" is "children's." (Note the position of the apostrophe.)