Defective Childrens' Stapler

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Defective Childrens' Stapler

It is defective.
It is not safe for children.
Don't give it to kids.

Prevents enemies from attacking you, and damages them when they try.


Ability: Blocks like a Levitating Potato and damages blocked attackers for 10-20 (+10-20) damage

Throne/Bjorn: Weapon Damage +20%; sometimes attacks for 10-25 damage and delevels for 10-20

Hatchling: childrens' stapler

Familiar-Specific Equipment: carton of extra-sharp, rusty staples

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • Regular messages:
    %fn staples your foe through the <forehead> to the ground. Which both hurts them for X (+X) and prevents it from attacking.
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    %fn fires some staples into your foe from above your head, dealing X damage.
    Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by X
    Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by X
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    %fn fires some staples over your shoulder, pricking it for X damage.
    Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by X
    Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by X
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
  • With wax lips equipped:

Arena Messages

Notes

  • "Defective Childrens'[sic] Stapler" is a typo. The plural possessive of "child" is "children's." (Note the position of the apostrophe.)