Familiars by number

This is a list of all familiars in the Kingdom of Loathing, ordered by number. Note that this total excludes the April Fools' Familiars, as well as the gaps in the sequence.

1 - 10

1. Mosquito

2. Leprechaun

3. Levitating Potato

4. Angry Goat

5. Sabre-Toothed Lime

6. Fuzzy Dice

7. Spooky Pirate Skeleton

8. Barrrnacle

9. Howling Balloon Monkey

10. Stab Bat

11 - 20

11. Grue

12. Blood-Faced Volleyball

13. None

14. Ghuol Whelp

15. Baby Gravy Fairy

16. Cocoabo

17. Star Starfish

18. Hovering Sombrero

19. Ghost Pickle on a Stick

20. Killer Bee

21 - 30

21. Whirling Maple Leaf

22. Coffee Pixie

23. Cheshire Bat

24. Jill-O-Lantern

25. Hand Turkey

26. Crimbo Elf

27. Hanukkimbo Dreidl

28. Baby Yeti

29. Feather Boa Constrictor

30. Emo Squid

31 - 40

31. Personal Raincloud

32. Clockwork Grapefruit

33. MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech

34. Flaming Gravy Fairy

35. Frozen Gravy Fairy

36. Stinky Gravy Fairy

37. Spooky Gravy Fairy

38. Inflatable Dodecapede

39. Pygmy Bugbear Shaman

40. Doppelshifter

41 - 50

41. Attention-Deficit Demon

42. Cymbal-Playing Monkey

43. Temporal Riftlet

44. Sweet Nutcracker

45. Pet Rock

46. Snowy Owl

47. Teddy Bear

48. Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

49. Sleazy Gravy Fairy

50. Wild Hare

51 - 60

51. Wind-up Chattering Teeth

52. Spirit Hobo

53. Astral Badger

54. Comma Chameleon

55. Misshapen Animal Skeleton

56. Scary Death Orb

57. Jitterbug

58. Nervous Tick

59. Reassembled Blackbird

60. Origami Towel Crane

61 - 70

61. Ninja Snowflake

62. Evil Teddy Bear

63. Toothsome Rock

64. None (Mysterious Idol)

65. Ancient Yuletide Troll

66. Dandy Lion

67. O.A.F.

68. Penguin Goodfella

69. Jumpsuited Hound Dog

70. Green Pixie

71 - 80

71. Ragamuffin Imp

72. Exotic Parrot

73. Wizard Action Figure

74. Gluttonous Green Ghost

75. Casagnova Gnome

76. Hunchbacked Minion

77. Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.

78. Bulky Buddy Box

79. Teddy Borg

80. RoboGoose

81 - 90

81. El Vibrato Megadrone

82. Mad Hatrack

83. Adorable Seal Larva

84. Untamed Turtle

85. Animated Macaroni Duck

86. Pet Cheezling

87. Autonomous Disco Ball

88. Mariachi Chihuahua

89. Hobo Monkey

90. Llama Lama

91 - 100

91. Cotton Candy Carnie

92. Disembodied Hand

93. Black Cat

94. Uniclops

95. Psychedelic Bear

96. Baby Mutant Rattlesnake

97. Mutant Fire Ant

98. Mutant Cactus Bud

99. Mutant Gila Monster

100. Cuddlefish

101 - 110

101. Sugar Fruit Fairy

102. Imitation Crab

103. Pair of Ragged Claws

104. Magic Dragonfish

105. Frumious Bandersnatch

106. Midget Clownfish

107. Syncopated Turtle

108. Grinning Turtle

109. Purse Rat

110. Wereturtle

111 - 120

111. Baby Sandworm

112. Slimeling

113. He-Boulder

114. Rock Lobster

115. Urchin Urchin

116. Grouper Groupie

117. Squamous Gibberer

118. Dancing Frog

119. Chauvinist Pig

120. Stocking Mimic

121 - 130

121. Snow Angel

122. Jack-in-the-Box

123. BRICKO chick

124. Baby Bugged Bugbear

125. Money-Making Goblin

126. Floating Eye

127. Vampire Bat^*

128. Oyster Bunny

129. Egg Benedict

130. Bank Piggy

131 - 140

131. Worm Doctor

132. Snowhitman

133. Plastic Grocery Bag

134. Underworld Bonsai

135. Rogue Program

136. Mini-Hipster

137. Pottery Barn Owl

138. Hippo Ballerina

139. Knob Goblin Organ Grinder

140. Piano Cat

141 - 150

141. Dramatic Hedgehog

142. Smiling Rat

143. Robot Reindeer

144. Holiday Log

145. None (Shambling Monstrosity)

146. Obtuse Angel

147. Reconstituted Crow

148. Li'l Xenomorph

149. Dataspider

150. Pair of Stomping Boots

151 - 160

151. Feral Kobold

152. Fancypants Scarecrow

153.

154. Bloovian Groose

155. Blavious Kloop

156. Peppermint Rhino

157. Tickle-Me Emilio

158. Steam-Powered Cheerleader

159. Happy Medium

160. Artistic Goth Kid

161 - 170

161. Flaming Face

162. Reagnimated Gnome

163. Hovering Skull

164. Mini-Skulldozer

165. Angry Jung Man

166. Unconscious Collective

167. Nanorhino

168. Oily Woim

169. Homemade Robot

170. MiniMechaElf

171 - 180

171. Gelatinous Cubeling

172. Adorable Space Buddy

173. Nosy Nose

174. Mini-Adventurer

175. Mechanical Songbird

176. Reanimated Reanimator

177. Warbear Drone

178. Grimstone Golem

179. Grim Brother

180. Miniature Sword & Martini Guy

181 - 190

181. Putty Buddy

182. Twitching Space Critter

183. Galloping Grill

184.

185. Helix Fossil

186. Xiblaxian Holo-Companion

187. Baby Z-Rex

188. Fist Turkey

189. Crimbo Shrub

190. Mini-Crimbot

191 - 200

191. Topiary Skunk

192. Golden Monkey

193. Adventurous Spelunker

194. Sludgepuppy

195. Baby Mayonnaise Wasp

196. Puck Man

197. Ms. Puck Man

198. Lil' Barrel Mimic

199. Machine Elf

200. Choctopus

201 - 210

201. Rockin' Robin

202. Restless Cow Skull

203. Intergnat

204. Software Bug

205. Bark Scorpion

206. Trick-or-Treating Tot

207. Chocolate Lab

208. Bad Vibe

209. Space Jellyfish

210. Optimistic Candle

211 - 220

211. Robortender

212. Cute Meteor

213. XO Skeleton

214. Garbage Fire

215. Globmule

216. Bluzzard

217. Faux

218. Sledgehamster

219. Pimpsqueak

220. Pillowbug

221 - 230

221. Dressage

222. Sequestrian

223. Carpricorn

224. Turpin

225. Morphan

226. Cycloney

227. Peaclock

228. Turtive

229. Lepardner

230. Aiolion

231 - 240

231. Waifuton

232. Gorillape

233. Wendtigo

234. Snoutlet

235. Ruffalo

236. Vaporpoise

237. Ghosprey

238. Straypler

239. Flan

240. Mustardigrade

241 - 250

241. Ched

242. Gazelleton

243. Mechamelion

244. Bicycle

245. Vamprey

246. Wullabye

247. Nursine

248. Cantelope

249. Ungulant

250. Caramel

251 - 260

251. Oppossum

252. Amanitee

253. Smashmoth

254. Vulgure

255. Squib

256. Trafikoan

257. Slotter

258. Shudder

259. Glamare

261 - 270

260. Unspeakachu

261. Stooper

262. Disgeist

263. Bowlet

264. Cornbeefadon

265. Mu

266. God Lobster

267. Cat Burglar

268. Party Mouse

269. Yule Hound

270. Sausage Golem

271 - 280

271. Elf Operative

272. Plastic Pirate Skull

273. Pet Coral

274. Pocket Professor

275. Red-Nosed Snapper

276. Antique Nutcracker

277. Piranha Plant

278. Left-Hand Man

279. Melodramedary

280. Ghost of Crimbo Carols

281 - 290

281. Ghost of Crimbo Cheer

282. Ghost of Crimbo Commerce

283. Shorter-Order Cook

284. Vampire Vintner

285. Arachnelf

286. Synthetic Rock

287. Grey Goose

288. Cookbookbat

289. Mini-Trainbot

290. Hobo in Sheep's Clothing

291 - 300

291. Pixel Rock

292. Cursed Monkey

293. Patriotic Eagle

294. Jill-of-All-Trades

295. Flaming Leafcutter Ant

296. Rigging Snake

297. Pet Anchor

298. None

299. Chest Mimic

300. Mini Kiwi

301 - 310

301. Proto-Protozoa

302. Evolving Organism

303. Burly Bodyguard

304. Doll Moll

305. Emberiza Aureola

306. Peace Turkey

307. Quantum Entangler

308. Golden Pet Rock

309.

310. Profane Parrot

311 - 320

311. Significant Bit

312. Heat Wave

313. Cold Cut

314. Shame Spiral

315. Phantom Limb

316. Foul Ball

317. Dire Cassava

318. Observer

319. Cool Cucumber

320. Defective Childrens' Stapler

321 - 330

321. Glover

322. Zapper Bug

323. Wet Paper Tiger

324. Cooler Yeti

325. Baby Skeleton

326.
327.
328.
329.
330.

Notes

• There is no familiar number 13 because of Jick's dislike for that number.
• On the March 26th, 2007, radio show, Mr Skullhead indicated that there would be no familiars 59 and 64, as the database had been advanced by accident. However, familiar number 59 came into existence through changes that occurred when NS13 was implemented.
• The correct numbers for familiars 125 to 133, the April Fools' Familiars, were determined from a (now-fixed) game bug. On a related note, the game internally refers to the Vampire Bird as the "Vampire Bat," yet another reference to Wesley Willis (like the Vampire bat monster itself).
• Through a bug in the rollout of the 2021 Quantum Terrarium special challenge path, familiars 64 and 145 had their names revealed as "Mysterious Idol" and "Shambling Monstrosity", respectively. The Quantum Terrarium (Campground) would accidentally list these two familiars as options by their names even though they had not been implemented.
• The familiar 292 was instead released as an item, cursed monkey's paw.
• The familiar 298 was planned to be available from the Crimbo Town (2023) elves but was scrapped.