Peace Turkey

Not to be confused with Hand Turkey (November 2004's IoTM familiar).

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Familiar number: 306
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Peace Turkey
He's no chicken, this conscientious objector just grooves on peace, man.

Blocks and weakens foes, Avoids combat, Drops peaceful stuff

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Ability: Blocks, delevels, restores HP and MP. Drops whirled peas, peace shooter, piece of cake. Decreases the frequency of combat encounters by floor(weight/5) to a maximum of -10%.

Throne/Bjorn:

Hatchling: peace turkey outline

Familiar-Specific Equipment: tie-dye headband

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Before combat:

  <name> pokes two fingers in the eyes or eye-like of your foes.

  <name> throws up a peace sign, and your foe seems demotivated.

Monster attack power reduced by ?

Monster defense reduced by ?

• Regular messages:

  • <name> throws up a peace sign, deterring your foes for the moment.
  • Embracing the philosophy that "the opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation," <name> distracts your foes by doing... something to their leg.
  • "Make peace, not war," is what you think <name> gobbled to halt your foes in their tracks.

• After combat (sometimes):

  • <name> holds up a sign that says "Visualize" and then hands you something.

  You acquire an item: whirled peas

  • <name> gives you an olive branch. Which seems like kind of a misplaced gesture, since it's not like the two of you were fighting each other or anything. You pluck an olive and toss the branch.

  You acquire an item: jumbo olive

  or

  You acquire an item: olive

  • <name> plugs your ears, one with each finger. Finally, some peace and quiet.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  • <name> lays a large finger on each of your shoulders and gives you a limbering massage.

  You acquire an effect: Helping Fingers (duration: 3 Adventures)

  • Uncharacteristically violent, <name> chucks a can at your head! Oh, nevermind, it's

  You acquire an item: whirled peas

  • <name> signs that they are giving you peace. Wait, maybe that's piece.

  You acquire an item: piece of cake

  • <name> holds up two fingers (doesn't have many other options) and orders two drinks. On^[sic] for each of you.

  You acquire... something. [[Data:]]

  • <name> tosses you contradiction in physical form.

  You acquire an item: peace shooter

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> leans way over from atop your head and pokes your foe in eyes for X damage.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  <name> leans over your shoulder and flicks your foe for X damage.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> winks under his Tam O'Shanter, and flashes you the peace sign. I mean, he's always doing that, I don't know why I bothered to mention it.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> dances peacefully around the maypole. I don't know what a peaceful dance is. I guess just not moshing.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

  <name> smiles at you with his wax lips, peacefully. He does everything peacefully.

Arena Messages

• When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match:

  <name> refuses to participate in such a violent event. That's just not his bag, man.

Notes

• Post-combat activations occur in a pre-determined order of Whirled Peas -> Olive/Jumbo Olive -> HP/MP Restoration -> Helping Fingers buff -> Whirled Peas -> Piece of Cake -> basic Advanced Cocktailcrafting drink -> Peace Shooter. Your current place in the order does not reset over rollover.
• The post-combat activation rate scales with familiar weight, activating 24 + sqrt(buffed weight) percent of the time, with no known hard cap. This comes out to a 25% expected rate at 1lbs, a 29.47% rate at 20 pounds, and a 34% rate at 100lbs.
• HP/MP Restoration is based on current familiar weight, with the HP restoration being equal to 2*familiar Weight, and the MP restoration being equivalent to current familiar weight.
• The first Olive drop per ascension will always be a Jumbo Olive. After the first drop, the Jumbo Olive drops at a lower rate compared to the regular Olive, making up ~20% of the overall drops.