View source for EXtreme Ray of Something

''This article is about an obsolete version of a [[Pastamancer]] skill. For the current version, see [[Cannelloni Cannon]].''
{{skill
|skillid=N/A
|ingamelink=0
|name=eXtreme Ray of Something
|image=extremeray.gif
|type=Combat
|mpcost=7
|permable=0
|description=This spell fires a powerful ray of something at your opponent, dealing 10-16 points of damage.
|source=Guild Trainer
|price=3,200 [[Meat]]
|class=[[Pastamancer]]
|level=4
|explain=Deals (8-16)+((15*Mys)/100) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 134), and divisions are rounded down.
|usemsg=You call forth an eXtreme Ray of <whatever>, dealing N damage to your opponent.}}

==Notes==
*This spell will invoke an eXtreme Ray of something, dealing elemental or physical damage.  There are several spells for each type of damage. Examples:
**'''{{element|Hot|}}'''
***Bacon Grease
***Bonfires
***Burning Coals
***Scalding Coffee
***Sterno
***Toaster Ovens
**'''{{element|Cold|}}'''
***Freon
***Frozen Chickens
***Hailstones
***Ice Cubes
***Popsicles
***Sorbet
**'''{{element|Spooky|}}'''
***Chattering Teeth
***Creepy Little Girls
***Plague Rats
***Spiders
***Spooky Noises
**'''{{element|Stench|}}'''
***Ammonia
***Moldy Cheese
***Paint Thinner
***Poo Gas
***Sewage
**'''{{element|Sleaze|}}'''
***Awkwardness
***Distastefulness
***Foul Language
***Perversion
***Pin-Ups
**'''Physical'''
***Broken Glass
***Bullets
***Rusty Ball Bearings
***Switchblades
***Toenail Clippings
*Untyped bonus damage to this spell is [[Calculating Spell Damage#Damage Caps and Splashback|capped]] at +35.
*If your bonus spell damage exceeds the cap, you will get the message:
<center>The Ray is almost too eXtreme to control, and stuff sort of goes everywhere.</center>

==References==
*The stench ray of Poo Gas is a reference to the animated television series ''[[wikipedia:Freakazoid!|Freakazoid!]]'', wherein the term "poo gas" is used by several characters to describe the stench of the sewers.
*The cold ray of Frozen Chickens may refer to [http://www.snopes.com/science/cannon.asp the Chicken Gun myth], as tested on ''[[wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]''.
*The spooky ray of Creepy Little Girls is a reference to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreepyChild a common horror motif]. Creepy little girls have appeared in films like ''[[wikipedia:The Ring (2002 film)|The Ring]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:The Shining (film)|The Shining]]'', and video games like ''[[wikipedia:F.E.A.R.|F.E.A.R.]]''.