EXtreme Ray of Something

This article is about an obsolete version of a Pastamancer skill. For the current version, see Cannelloni Cannon.

eXtreme Ray of Something

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 7

This spell fires a powerful ray of something at your opponent, dealing 10-16 points of damage.

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Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	3,200 Meat
Class:	Pastamancer
Level:	4
Effect:	Deals (8-16)+((15*Mys)/100) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 134), and divisions are rounded down.
When Used:

You call forth an eXtreme Ray of <whatever>, dealing N damage to your opponent.

Notes

• This spell will invoke an eXtreme Ray of something, dealing elemental or physical damage. There are several spells for each type of damage. Examples:
  • Hot
    • Bacon Grease
    • Bonfires
    • Burning Coals
    • Scalding Coffee
    • Sterno
    • Toaster Ovens
  • Cold
    • Freon
    • Frozen Chickens
    • Hailstones
    • Ice Cubes
    • Popsicles
    • Sorbet
  • Spooky
    • Chattering Teeth
    • Creepy Little Girls
    • Plague Rats
    • Spiders
    • Spooky Noises
  • Stench
    • Ammonia
    • Moldy Cheese
    • Paint Thinner
    • Poo Gas
    • Sewage
  • Sleaze
    • Awkwardness
    • Distastefulness
    • Foul Language
    • Perversion
    • Pin-Ups
  • Physical
    • Broken Glass
    • Bullets
    • Rusty Ball Bearings
    • Switchblades
    • Toenail Clippings
• Untyped bonus damage to this spell is capped at +35.
• If your bonus spell damage exceeds the cap, you will get the message:

The Ray is almost too eXtreme to control, and stuff sort of goes everywhere.

References

• The stench ray of Poo Gas is a reference to the animated television series Freakazoid!, wherein the term "poo gas" is used by several characters to describe the stench of the sewers.
• The cold ray of Frozen Chickens may refer to the Chicken Gun myth, as tested on MythBusters.
• The spooky ray of Creepy Little Girls is a reference to a common horror motif. Creepy little girls have appeared in films like The Ring and The Shining, and video games like F.E.A.R..