Cannelloni Cannon

Cannelloni Cannon

Type: Combat Spell
MP Cost: 8

This spell allows you to summon and then fire a cannon made of cannelloni and stuffed with all manner of deadly substances.

Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	750 Meat
Class:	Pastamancer
Level:	4
Effect:	Deals (16-32)+floor(0.25*Mys) damage, hard capped at 50.
When Used:

You summon a massive cannelloni cannon and fire it at your opponent. It blasts <him> with <something>, dealing X damage.

Notes

Bringing Up the Rear doubles the damage cap to 100 for Pastamancers with an active Pasta Thrall.
- Without that skill active (for example when playing without a Thrall as a non-Pastamancer class) Saucestorm would generally be more effective, because while it is also damage capped, Saucestorm intrinsically strikes twice.
This spell will invoke a cannelloni cannon filled with something, dealing elemental or physical damage. There are several spells for each type of damage. Examples:
- Hot
  - bonfires
  - burning coals
  - scalding coffee
  - sizzling bacon grease
  - sterno
  - toaster ovens
- Cold
  - baseball-sized hailstones
  - freon
  - frozen chickens
  - ice cubes
  - grape popsicles
  - sorbet
- Spooky
  - chattering teeth
  - creepy little girls
  - plague rats
  - spiders
  - spooky noises
- Stench
  - ammonia
  - moldy cheese
  - paint thinner
  - raw sewage
  - sewer gas
- Sleaze
  - awkwardness
  - distastefulness
  - foul language
  - perversion
  - pin-ups
- Physical
  - broken glass
  - bullets
  - rusty ball bearings
  - switchblades
  - toenail clippings
During fights with multiple opponents (like the Irritating Series of Random Encounters), the spell hits 2 opponents, doubling the damage, with the text:

You summon a massive cannelloni cannon and fire it at your opponents. It blasts <two / both> of them with <something>, dealing X damage.

Having a wrought-iron widget equipped adds extra sources of damage to this skill.

April 10, 2008 was Pastamancer Appreciation Day. This spell was changed from eXtreme Ray of Something.
For a short time after the initial change, this skill was named "Cannoli Cannon".
On August 5, 2009, the cost was reduced from 7 MP to 6 MP.
Prior to the Pastamancer/Sauceror dual-revamp on November 14, 2013, this skill had a few differences:
MP cost was 6

It dealt (8-16)+(0.15*Mys) damage, where Mys was capped at 134

There was no hard cap

Untyped bonus damage to this spell was capped at +40 for Pastamancers and +35 for other classes.

Typed bonus spell damage (e.g. +X Damage to Hot Spells) was not included in this cap.

If your bonus spell damage exceeded this cap, you got the message:

Your arms hurt from the force of the shot.