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{{battle|text=She got into chemistry not out of a love for science but to improve her family's moonshining business. When the Elf Guard started their draft, "bartender" was the only position she was qualified for.
|hit=She mixes some tequila with some whiskey and then throws it into your eyes. Jeez, it hurts. You could've told her what the results of that would be and saved her the time. {{ouch|10}}

She performs an experiment to see what happens if she combines some broken glass with your {{part}}. The precipitate, it turns out, is pain. {{ouch|10}}

She pulls a beaker off of a Bunsen burner and throws its contents onto your {{part}}. {{ouch|4}} {{element|hot}}
|miss=She glances at a beaker on a Bunsen burner behind her, but apparently it's not ready yet.

She mixes some vodka with some rum, stirs it, and sniffs the beaker. She frowns, and then pours the whole mixture down a drain behind the bar. It's probably for the best.

She performs an experiment to see what happens if you take a half-full glass of whiskey and stare at it for a few minutes. Sometimes science is boring, kids.
|critical=She pulls a beaker off of a Bunsen burner and throws its contents onto your {{part}}. {{critical}} {{ouch|10}}
|fumble=She glances at a beaker on a Bunsen burner behind her, but apparently it's not ready yet.}}

{{acquire|item=Elf Guard MPC|num=1-2}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of whiskey|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=boxed wine|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of rum|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of tequila|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of vodka|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of gin|chance=5%}}
{{acquire|item=Elf Guard hangover cure|chance=0.5%}}

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Occurs at [[The Bar At War]], while wearing the [[Crimbuccaneer Rigging]].

==Notes==
* Unlike drops from most other enemies in these zones, the drinks are normal drops that can be [[Yellow Ray|forced]].
* The [[Elf Guard hangover cure]] is a [[conditional drop]], unaffected by [[item drop]] modifiers and cannot be a [[Yellow ray strategy|forced drop]].
* Internally, the [[Elf Guard hangover cure]] has a 100% drop rate with a 99.5% rejection rate.
*{{Unwishable}}