Elf Guard chemist

Elf Guard chemist
Monster ID	2422
Locations	The Bar At War, while in Crimbuccaneer Rigging
Hit Points	0
Attack	0
Defense	0
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	elf
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, ear, head, leg, torso
Drops	1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of gin, Elf Guard hangover cure
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an Elf Guard chemist

She got into chemistry not out of a love for science but to improve her family's moonshining business. When the Elf Guard started their draft, "bartender" was the only position she was qualified for.

Hit Message(s):

She mixes some tequila with some whiskey and then throws it into your eyes. Jeez, it hurts. You could've told her what the results of that would be and saved her the time. Oof! Argh! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Eek!

She performs an experiment to see what happens if she combines some broken glass with your <arse>. The precipitate, it turns out, is pain. Eek! Eek! Ow! Oof! Ow! Argh! Ouch! Ow! Argh! Argh!

She pulls a beaker off of a Bunsen burner and throws its contents onto your <arse>. Eek! Oof! Oof! Eek! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She pulls a beaker off of a Bunsen burner and throws its contents onto your <arse>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Ouch! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

She glances at a beaker on a Bunsen burner behind her, but apparently it's not ready yet.

She mixes some vodka with some rum, stirs it, and sniffs the beaker. She frowns, and then pours the whole mixture down a drain behind the bar. It's probably for the best.

She performs an experiment to see what happens if you take a half-full glass of whiskey and stare at it for a few minutes. Sometimes science is boring, kids.

Fumble Message:

She glances at a beaker on a Bunsen burner behind her, but apparently it's not ready yet. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs

You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: boxed wine (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of rum (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of gin (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: Elf Guard hangover cure (0.5% chance)*

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Occurs at The Bar At War, while wearing the Crimbuccaneer Rigging.

Notes

• Unlike drops from most other enemies in these zones, the drinks are normal drops that can be forced.
• The Elf Guard hangover cure is a conditional drop, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
• Internally, the Elf Guard hangover cure has a 100% drop rate with a 99.5% rejection rate.
• This monster cannot be wished for.