The Bar At War

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The Bar At War
The Bar At War
Zone Num	577
Location	Crimbo Town
Unlocks	N/A
Recom Stat	0
Combat %	100%
ML	unknown - unknown
Terrain	indoor
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The Bar At War is located in Crimbo Town, which can be found in The Big Mountains during Crimbo 2023.

Combat

In Crimbuccaneer Rigging

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Elf Guard chemist -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of gin, Elf Guard hangover cure Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 0 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 10 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 0 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Elf Guard sanitation officer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, peppermint bomb, Elf Guard broom Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 0 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 10 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 0 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Elf Guard shore leave specialist -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, officer's nog, Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 0 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 10 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 0 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

In Elf Guard Fatigues

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Crimbuccaneer bar brawler -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, grog nuts, punching mirror Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 0 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 10 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 0 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Crimbuccaneer barrrback -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, sawed-off blunderbuss, Crimbuccaneer tavern swab Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 0 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 10 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 0 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Crimbuccaneer grognard -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, old-school pirate grog, Cocktails of the Age of Sail Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 0 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 10 Monster Defense: 0 Hit Points: 0 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

In neither outfit

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Crimbuccaneer military school dropout -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, Crimbuccaneer breeches Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Crimbuccaneer new recruit -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, Crimbuccaneer tricorn Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Crimbuccaneer privateer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Elf Guard conscript -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard patrol cap Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Elf Guard convict -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard hotpants Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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Elf Guard private -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard insignia (private) Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) Monster Defense: Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

Notes

• At the start of the combat you take a massive amount of damage (capped to 3 * your max HP):

The general filth level of this bar is really hard to deal with. Somebody oughtta clean this place up.

You lose ~15,000? hit points. (sleaze damage)

• Equipping a Crimbuccaneer tavern swab reduces that damage by an unknown amount at the end of every successful combat:

You use your tavern swab to mop up some of the mess.

• Equipping a Elf Guard broom also reduces an unknown amount of the damage at the end of combat:

You use your broom to clean up some of the mess on the floor.

• Winning a combat against a Elf Guard sanitation officer or a Crimbuccaneer barrrback increases the amount of damage:

As your opponent leaves the bar, they deliberately kick over a mop bucket, making a huge mess all over the floor.

• Attempting to adventure here (via the "Last Adventure" link) when the area is no longer contested gives the following message:

Looks like peace has broken out in this area.

See Also

• The Crimbo Cafe