Elf Guard shore leave specialist
| Elf Guard shore leave specialist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2423 |
| Locations | The Bar At War, while in Crimbuccaneer Rigging |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, ear, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, officer's nog, Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard shore leave specialistThis elf has a particular set of skills, and they all involve being on vacation.
Hit Message(s):
He pulls a hammock out of his pocket and strangles you with it. Elf hammocks are pretty small, you see. Eek! Argh! Ow! Argh! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Ow!
He snaps his fingers, and a concierge shows up to stab you in the <head>. He surreptitiously hands the guy a folded-up MPC and thanks him. Ugh! Ow! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Argh!
He pulls a hammock out of his pocket and strangles you with it. Elf hammocks are pretty small, you see. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ow! Argh! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
He looks at his watch and realizes that it's time for his next vacation. Don't worry, he'll be back in time for the next round of combat.
He pulls a bundle of plane tickets out of his pocket, but accidentally drops his passport. He has to briefly pause to recover it.
He snaps his fingers to try to summon a waiter to attack you, but this place doesn't have table service.
He looks at his watch and realizes that it's time for his next vacation. Don't worry, he'll be back in time for the next round of combat. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs |
 | You acquire an item: officer's nog (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at The Bar At War, while wearing the Crimbuccaneer Rigging.
Notes
- The officer's nog and Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the officer's nog and Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.
